DO NOT DISS THE MUSTACHE.
You can now do asks and we’ll listen.
What was that grammar?
I recommend you look in the tree.
Also, if you cannot read the sign, it says...
You’re going to have to ask Mr.Mustache! Because! Spoilers! Oh dear!
If you do not know what Slime Rancher is, and can’t be bothered to look up, “Slime Rancher game”, then we shall tell you.
Slime Rancher is a game where you take slimes, put them in farms, farm their “plorts”, which are crystalline small structures used for everything back on earth, and hope you don’t go unconscious due to fighting a Tarr with water. You’re on an island, gaining money, and just being rich in general. It’s very Minecraft-like in the way you grind to get cool gear, and we recommend it if you like cute little tabby or pink slimes looking at you, or like giant blobs eating your face. Well, check it out anyway ovo’
On a totally unrelated note...
First person to ask a thing, whether they are anonymous or not, get a cookie from the second cookie monster, Squidy.
And by that, I mean...
THE SLIME RANCHER FANON ROLEPLAY WIKIA SQUIDY!
Check us out here! All the characters we use come from the SRFRW! And don’t bother asking if you can join the wikia, we’re always glad to have newcomers, although you should read the rules first................................................
Have a nice day!
~Mod Kek, author of this poorly done-- I MEAN EXCELLENTLY DONE comic.
