⋆˚꩜｡ kisuke urahara headcanons (part 1)
contents: certified freak kisuke, bad writing n lots of rambling
sfw:
- does not have an easy time opening up to anyone and despite how flirty he comes across at times he has no true idea of what a relationship should be like. he has one true friend that he knows he loves, but for a lover? he's not sure how to handle new feelings sometimes, as a man of science he does not often allocate time for feelings
- he found himself quite attached when you began to show him attention. he finds himself drawn to touching you often, a hand on your lower back, shoulder, knee, or a pinky finger laying gently on your hand. small touches affirming his admiration for you.
- weeks into talking to you and a lot of internal turmoil he broke and let himself have a moment of vulnerability (partially suggested by yoruichi who could not watch him be an idiot any longer). he told you that he wanted to figure out how to be a real lover. he stumbled over his words a lot, very uncharacteristic for him, and tried to frame it as "wanting to conduct emotional experiments" but in reality he wants to be in a relationship.
- forces ururu and jinta to be nice to you when you come around to the shop.
- lets you in on his ideas for research, which is a thing he does not often do. he is used to keeping secrecy and maintaining an aura of mystery, but not with you.
- let's u wear his beloved hat sometimes... that's how you know he's serious about you.
- the first time he tells you i love you he is incredibly awkward about it which he HATES. he does not like being not composed, he always felt like a person who knew what to say and when to say it. sometimes with you he finds himself tripping over words and his face flushing red afterwards.
- never having really connected with someone before it took him a while to warm up to cuddling. it was never something he was opposed to, and he had previously done similar things with yoruichi (sometimes it felt natural to lean into her or lay his head on her shoulder in quiet moments between the two of them) but with you he was careful, so careful it felt withdrawn at first. laying his head on your chest or shoulder became an act he was instinctually doing, it felt like the right thing to do, especially when you would gently run your hand through his hair. he would feel a sense of peace that he never got before.
- since his banishment to the world of the living he had become increasingly lonely, he covered his feelings with his annoying arrogant and goofy persona that initially drew you in. no one else that he spoke to had a clue what went on in his mind beyond the occasional allusion to his past when training ichigo or getting himself involved in fights where he would talk about his days in the soul society, bragging about his abilities and how well he has researched his own power. sometimes in moments of comfort with you he would admit that he missed what once was.
- comforting you on the bad days was another thing he had to master. comforting yoruichi had always been easy, he just had to say some snide remark and she would punch or kick him and feel better. that method did not work with you. he was determined to figure out how to help heal you when you needed it. every experience was new mental notes, a growing file in his brain with every detail he had learned of you. his methods of being emotional were not conventional but it worked for him, and in a strange way, you too.
- yes he only has one outfit. he is the epitome of that one tiktok audio "oh my god my fit is fantastic" he has other clothes in his closet but whenever you ask he says something of the sentiment "if it ain't broke don't fix it"
- he accidentally mentioned you in front of ichigo and his friends one time... big mistake. ichigo needed to take his chance to get back at kisuke for everything he put him through. ichigo relentlessly made fun of him for how he blushed mentioning you. oriheme was over the moon to hear that something was going for him. she clapped her hands together and expressed her excitement for him before awkwardly composing herself and apologizing.
- yoruichi is lowkey sick of his shit when he talks about you. she calls him an idiot and punches his arm when he talks about his feelings in a deeper way than he normally does and chides him for not telling YOU how he feels. but, besides you, she is his only friend, and his longtime best friend, and only other trusted person.
- occasionally partakes in smoking weed. he has a collection of funky looking bongs and pipes but they are for display only. he will roll a joint every now and again, and that's it. one of the first times he spent time one on one with you he offered to split a joint with you. you two laid down on his bed and you watched the joint loosely hang from his lips as he took a hit. that was one of the moments that you realized how much you liked him. it was so simple but he was so beautiful in your eyes. it was one of the first times he felt real to you, and not just the "humble shopkeeper" persona he puts on. he did the same to you, he watched as you inhaled the smoke and felt something tug at his heart.
- collector of useless knick knacks. creator of useless trinkets as well. they weren't all supposed to be useless, but such is invention sometimes
- he would show you his fan collection and feel a little giddy when you actually took interest
- one of the ways he shows his affection is by making you trinkets. he doesn't directly give them to you, but you notice new items appear in your space and know he left them for you
- he does not drink often but when he does he makes several killer drinks. bartending is a science, and just another thing he is good at
- he is the worlds biggest instigator and nosiest motherfucker alive.
- does not listen to music (freak) until you put him on to the things you listen to. gift him a cd or tape that you personally make and he will listen to it on loop. he will not tell you how much he loves it, but you'll know when you catch him softly humming your favorite songs when you lay on him. his hand would gently run through your hair and he would be humming your songs, sometimes without even realizing
- the first time you called him kisuke instead of urahara he felt a surge of pride. he smiled without even realizing. he could get used to hearing you say that.
nsfw:
- switch. what else can i say.
- he is also a little freak.
- likes a lil hair pull here and there... will whimper and whine a little bit
- when he first starts having sex with you he would take mental note of everything that makes a sound come from your mouth, everything that creates a new facial expression, every touch that brings you pleasure, every spot that is sensitive. again, he is a man of science and a man of research. he is almost calculated in the way that he learns what is the best way to make you feel good
- of course he uses this information to tease the hell out of you. he is playful, he is silly, most times you are together he will throw in some jokes and the mood tends to be pretty light.
- he loves to tease. he loves to edge you too. he knows what touches drive you insane. he knows just what pace and angle feels the best for you. he knows how you squirm when he stops, and he relishes in his ability to make you like this. he loves to watch you be helpless underneath him. he wants to hear you beg for him, but he would not admit this to you, but we all know.
- he can switch up between praising and degrading you, but the degradation doesn't go too far, he doesn't want to actually be mean to you. sometimes he would just throw in some phrases about how easily you get aroused for him. how you are His partner and no one else would be able to please you how he does. when you whine about him teasing he would almost mock you, "poor baby.. feeling so good? do you want me to keep going baby? keep on making these pretty sounds for me and i'll give you what you want again.." his voice would be absolutely dripping with sarcasm and he would have a stupid smirk on his face
- would ask to tie your hands or handcuff you
- he would fw being blindfolded
- when he is submissive he whimpers and whines constantly. it is so easy to elicit sounds from him. he is far more sensitive to your touch than he wants to admit.
- his partner taking control of him makes him so hard. he gets so high on the pleasure his partner gives him, his eyes glazed over and repeating your name and small affirmations of how good he feels
- he secretly loves being overstimulated. he gets almost embarrassed when he feels so good that all he can do is whine and moan under you. when he cums again he lays there panting, face flushed, and traces his hands across your hips and back admiring how good you look.
- he would love toys. he would get a vibrator so he could use it to tease you or overstimulate you. toys are not competition for him, they are a tool for your pleasure. just another thing for him to experiment with.
- sometimes he is Not silly with it. sometimes he is on top with his hand resting on your neck, nipping at your neck with his teeth, thrusting into you hard, and groaning dirty things into your ear. "i'm making you feel so good, aren't i?" "you're so good for me, baby." "it's pathetic how wet you get for me." he is cocky, but well deserved because he knows you feel good. he might be an asshole sometimes but ultimately he cares about your pleasure as much as his own. even when it feels like he is using you to get off.
- as mentioned before he is a little FREAK. he is willing to try most things once with a partner he trusts. he's had a few hookups in the past but nothing serious, just something to satiate his desires.
- would pull a quickie with you in his shop when he's feeling desperate and horny. sometimes his hormones will run rampant and he will do stupid things for the thrill of getting off. subconsciously the idea that you guys could get caught excited him, his dick throbs at the idea, but he thinks it's just heat of the moment with you
- in the beginning of the relationship he would always throw out the line "the hat stays on during sex" but after a few weeks he would let you take it off for him...
- average size, but thicker than average. cut. but he knows how to use it. one prominent vein running down the length of it. he goes crazy when you run your tongue up it, especially if you maintain eye contact. (although he does struggle with eye contact...)
- loves your thighs. loves your chest. loves your stomach. anything he can grab at. he loves to have his hands on you.
- does not often say how good he thinks you look even though you are perfect in his eyes (again, cannot communicate sometimes).. the touching and grabbing and kissing all over your figure is his way of showing his appreciation for your looks. when he praises you he usually talks about how good you feel and how good you do certain acts for him
- some nights, saved for special occasions, he takes you nice and slow. not teasing, just romantic, in his own way. he takes his time kissing your body. his thrusts into you are slow and controlled, his hand finds yours and fingers intertwine with your own. his stomach is filled with butterflies, unfamiliar but pleasant, and his eyes have stars in them that only you can see.
- he does not play about eating pussy. after the first time he tried it he continued to have pathetic thoughts of begging to taste you again, he yearned to have his mouth on you while your hands gently tugged at his hair. the way your thighs squeezed his head when you climaxed, he would've been content going out like that.
