((I CAN'T SEND ASKS AS SOCKET SO PRETEND THIS IS HIM AND I'LL RESPOND WITH HIM ACCORDINGLY 8D)) "Hey! Hey! S-so. Whose this girlfriend you've got huh? I bet you made her up right? A-as if you could get a cute girl!"
(You can hear Socket coming from a mile off - he’s always clucking about something or other. And more often than not Charlie ends up being the direction of that annoyance. He isn’t sure why that’s the case, but it is fun to deal with the easily-riled boy all the same.)
"Hmm? Is there really so little going on down at your market that I’m the only thing you have to talk about?"
(This is actually the first Charlie’s hearing of him having a girlfriend, but he’s happy to run with the idea just to annoy Socket.)
"And I think my girlfriend has nothing to do with you. Wouldn’t want to scare her by showing her your ugly mug now, would I?"
