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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
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Sam chuckled ruthlessly at the bickering. âYou guys are⌠such bad influences.â
âWe try.â Snotlout muttered, squinting at the sky.
A beat of silence drifted between the three.
â...how long now?â Astrid asked.
Sam looked at her watch. âTwoâŚwait, shit, no, one minute anâ fifteen secondsâŚfourteenâŚthir-teenâŚtweââ
âOkay we get it.â Snotlout deadpanned, and his tone made Astrid snort.
âY-you know what I donâ get?â Sam slurred, on the verge of chuckling. She turned and pointed at Astrid, âWhat does âClose enoughâ mean?â
â...what?â Astrid stared blankly at her.
With an egregious groan, Sam tilted her head towards the sky, tapping Astridâs forehead with a manicured nail, âY-you knowâŚ.you said that we wereâŚclosenough to RuffânâTuffâs birthday. What does that mean?â
It took a few seconds for Astrid to remember what she was talking about, âOh, from when we first got here?â She closed her eyes, licking her lips, âI dunno. it means we're in the ballpark. it's not like snow falls on the same day every year.â
That gave Sam even more pause. She swayed on her feet so much that it apparently warranted Snotlout steadying her, âWait, w-what dâyou mean?â
Astrid was beginning to think all the tequila was messing with her translator. Was that possible? She clumsily fumbled with it, giving Sam a stare that she hoped looked disappointed. âVikings don't do a lot of math.â
Another significant beat of silence.Â
And then, a lightbulb seemed to go off in Sam's head, because she gasped so dramatically that it startled both Snotlout and Astrid. âOhâŚmy gods.â She muttered, cupping both sides of her face in a very convincing imitation of horror, âyou guys count your years in wintersâŚ.â
Astrid and Snotlout shared a very drunk, very amused look with one another. âThat is what a year is, Sam.â Astrid jokingly chastised.
Sam took a step back, as if in awe. âOh my gods.â
âWhat?â
âOh my gods,â Sam had a weird juxtaposition of horror and amusement in her slurred words âYou guys c-can read the starsâŚtrain dragons⌠and you guys are fuckinâ flat-earthers!â The last part came out as a very loud shriek.
Astrid squinted at the younger teen, trying desperately to wake her brain up for a few seconds. âI donât see your point.â she admitted.Â
Sam took a couple hunched-over seconds to catch her breath, and when she finally craned her neck to look at the vikings, she looked on the verge of hysterical laughter. âAstrid, seasonsâre just a side effect of what a year is. Itâs not â Oh Ancients, I canât breathe.â She barked with laughter.
Oh, now Astrid knew where this was going. A childish dread sank in Astridâs gut, which Snotlout certainly shared considering the look they gave one another, âOhâŚ.Thor. PleaseâŚyouâre about to drop another âholier than thouâ futuristic trivia tid-tidbit, arenât you?â
Astrid had to thoroughly ignore Snotloutâs snickering pun of âtits-bitâ, forcing her eyes wide open as she studied the no-longer-giggling goth.
The look on Samâs face was not a foreign one â Astrid had been able to pinpoint it many times since their arrival in the future, and it always accompanied some âearth-shattering revelationâ. And to be fair, a few months ago, they were. Television, for one. Incredibly off-putting. The moon-landing: also vaguely horrifying. Bacteria, GMOâs, Nuclear Bombs, oh, and fucking uhâŚsoy milk. Disgusting. Astrid hadnât tried it yet, and she had no intention of ever trying it, thank you very much. How do you even get milk out of beans?Â
âEarthâs round.â
âWhat?â The words pulled Astrid from her bean-milked thoughts, and she found Sam staring with incredibly round, incredibly serious eyes at her.
âEarthâs round.â She said again, and then formed a sphere-shaped object with her hands. âLike- like boobies. But just-just one.â
âTits-bit.â Snotlout breathed again. This time, with more awe.
Astrid blinked, and it felt like it was in slow motion. âThe earthâŚis a boob?â
âOne big boobâŚâ Sam agreed. And then, somehow, her eyes got wider, and she took a step back as if she was having an epiphany. âThatâs why we call her Mother EarthâŚâ
Astrid stared at the goth as she gazed into the sky, feeling like her brain was being rearranged.
â...I think I needâta sit down.â She eventually whispered. And then allowed the fence to guide her to the snow-powdered grass.
âMe, tooâŚâ Sam said, and then Snotlout followed.
There were another couple beats of silence â or, well, not silence, because even though the population of the backyard had thinned, the main body of the party was still pretty audible outside the house. As it tended to do, the noise nullified Astridâs thoughts, gradually pushing her latest conversation into the back of her mind, and it wasnât long before she found herself tapping her foot to the beat, pretending to know the song by horribly humming along with it.
Sam giggled at her horrible rendition, which only egged her on. She could go all night like this, she thought. She wasnât even upset anymore.Â
And then Daniel Fenton and the Red Huntress slunk out through the back door.
Anyways the OGTADS doc is now at 181k words, and the chapter estimate has risen from 31 to 32. This is clearly because brevity is my enemy and hubris will be my downfall.
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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Chapters: 18/?
Fandom: How to Train Your Dragon (Movies), Danny Phantom
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III/Astrid Hofferson, Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III & Toothless, Astrid & Fishlegs & Hiccup & Ruffnut & Snotlout & Tuffnut, Danny Fenton & Tucker Foley & Sam Manson, Danny Fenton & Jazz Fenton
Characters: Danny Fenton, Sam Manson, Tucker Foley, Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III, Astrid Hofferson, Snotlout Jorgenson, Fishlegs Ingerman, Ruffnut Thorston, Tuffnut Thorston, Toothless (How to Train Your Dragon)
Additional Tags: Time Travel, set during rtte season 6, Found Family, Established Relationship, Ghost King Danny Fenton, Lesbian Sam Manson, I'm a gray ghost supremacist sorry, the hidden world compliant, ghost psychology, Internal Conflict, ambiguously 21st century, takes place in the trio's junior year, Bisexual Snotlout Jorgenson, ruff and tuff typical schenanigans, Secret Identity, phandom typical lore, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Action/Adventure, Domesticated Vlad Masters, underage drinking but like. not really because they're either vikings or dead, Canon-Typical Violence, Human Toothless (How to Train Your Dragon), Other Additional Tags to Be Added, I wrote this for myself but you can read it too, POV Alternating
Summary:
All things considered, the dragon riders had been doing pretty well in their war against the Dragon Hunters.
Of course, that was before they were hurled into a realm infested with the undead.
Before the thing that called itself Phantom laughed at the idea of dragons with beating hearts.
Before it admitted that the vortex didnât just send them across the sea.
Now, being stranded a millennium in the future, ghost hunters on their tails, a thief lurking in the shadows, their lives resting in the hands of a dead sixteen year old, there may just be a wrench in their plans.
Hey there, I just started reading your HTTYD DP crossover and I love it so much already!! It's really interesting and I have so many questions and I can't wait to read more. Specifically I love how Danny's like "Dragons??? Real, alive dragons?????? Sure, my life is already so goddamm weird, this might as well happen"
FOR REAL Dannyâs just like âwhatâs wrong with you. where are your amulets. Why arenât you talking yet. Dora, come get your cousins.â