#ofthedarkarts

[ Jawngives me life tbh. That’s what I used to say. ofthedarkarts brings him to computer screen full of sass & rudeness. Portraying him canon accurate as heinteracts with the supernatural. It’s both talented & hilarious. Lucien himself thinks John just dislikes anything not human & seeing Constantine argue this is always entertaining. I love writing with them and hope to never stop. The mun is also wonderful. ]

              @ofthedarkarts is a trash baby,                      one of Adriel’s elder siblings                            should make him shit monkeys or somethin

“John, why are you wearing dog ears? -- Is that a tail?”

“Hey, John. Since we’ll probably be away for Christmas and I won’t see you, I made you presents! Don’t open them until Christmas Day.” Mireya added lightly but also firmly, offering him some neatly wrapped boxes. One contained baked goods, like holiday cupcakes and cookies, and another had items for work like holy water and other supplies he might need. The third included a simple teddy bear. She couldn’t think of anyone who needed a cuddle more than the Hellblazer, after all, and it wasn’t always appropriate for the accidental Queen of Hell to be giving him one.

holy shit dante’s gonna kill him

                                     ❛ No. ❜

-----“if you keep looking at me like that, you won’t have eyes anymore.”

She tried to study the man, to memorize details in case she saw him again, but she had very little patience for such tasks so she resorted to a far easier strategy.  Smiling boldly, Susan strode toward the stranger as if greeting an old friend and only when she was close enough to be heard only by him said, “My father sent you to find me, didn’t he?”