send me a number from 1 to 100 and i’ll write you a starter based on the song

“If I hear anyone else talking shit about your family, I’m going to need you to hold me back.” 

“Hey, is something bothering you? You’re being extra irritable today.”

“Your tie is crooked. Come here.”

“Alright, I’m tired of fake smiles and awkward handshakes. What do you say we grab a bottle and bail?”

 “You’re going to make a difference in this world, Scott. Help people. Change lives. That’s really powerful, you know.”

five ways brooklyn says “i love you” to scotty

“get down from there before you break your fucking neck.”

“if you even think about taking a shot before that molly wears off, think again.”

“if you need me to put in a good word with that girl, just say the word.”

“don’t be so negative. just because there isn’t someone here for you doesn’t mean that there isn’t someone for you. you’re a catch, my dude.”

💞 5 ways my muse says ‘I love you’ to yours.

“ You IDIOT! You could’ve gotten hurt !! “

“ I brought you a bagel, I thought you might be hungry. “

“ if you need a ride home from the party, please call me. ”

“ I’m really proud of you. “

send a ‘👄 + character name’ and my muse will talk about that character

“It’s the holidays which means that there are a whole lot of charity balls this time of year, but if I have to go to another event with Scotty I think I might just scream. I don’t hate him or anything. I just… We’re too different, you know? I don’t think we have a single thing in common. We always end up bickering about every little thing. ”