#ofhal

            ❝ what am i supposed to do man ? just start asking every girl i hook up with if they have a boyfriend ?  ❞ that was in fact , what he shoud’ve done , and maybe he wouldn’t have needed to jump out a random girl’s window the second her boyfriend arrived unexpectatly ,  ❝ i’m pretty sure that’s like being a cop : you have to say you’re a cop , well she had to say she had a boyfriend , just let me stay here until i know walking back home won’t earn me a black eye . ❞