Top Posts Tagged with #offer it

like every well anticipated guest the better you befriend death the better the life you will make to offer it

#jillc #poetry #normandi ellis paraphrased + embellished #the function of life is to have something to offer death #offer it #offer it up

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me, always hoarding sweets bc i am a mini sugar demon: friend would you like some of *insert sweet* friend: no, no thank you I’m fine

-half an hour later-

friend referring to the previously offered sweet: um... do u... do u think... could i maybe have one of those things? me, already handing it to them: yeah sure! friend: you could say no if you wanted me: bro... i OFFERED it u... nerd

#not-quite-a-nerd #you do this all the time i'm laughing #why would i #offer it #if i would just say no when u asked