today is most definitely not a good day. having endured a        massive breakdown last night, he's rendered himself weak ;        yet somehow through tripping & stumbling, he's managed        to land himself outside next to the street, cigarette in hand.        with the lighter twirling around in his fingers, a slight        miscalculation sends it flying, landing it in the center of        the street.

i can send help in form of lesbian pirate sex but then you need to turn your submit on so i can get you the link :~))

             “I-I've got green fingers.”