#of that

eddie attack

Me: They’re not. People say that some times because they think that Pikachu is a boys only Pokemon and Eevee is a girls only Pokemon. Anyone can have whatever Pokemon they want

Student: So is Pikachu a boy?

Me: Let’s think of it this way. You know how there are boy humans and girl humans? What would happen if there were no boy Eevees?

Student: there would be no Eevees!

Season 1 some point after the auction Roy/Jamie where Ted makes them share a hotel room at an away game to try to make them get along and they both hate it and know they could get a different room but it’s a game of chicken to try to make the other leave and be the one who couldn’t handle it and Jamie’s entire strategy is nudity and sexual jokes and being annoying and instead they end up hate fucking and both being like this is never happening again though even they’re both well aware the sex was fucking good

But they’re both like oh well we got that out of our system and now we’ll never talk about it again but instead they both go out the next day and have an excellent game. They’re individually playing amazingly. They’re actually playing together effectively instead of against each other on the same team. The team actually fucking wins. And because they’re superstitious athletes they both go uh oh guess fucking was the good luck charm, guess we have to fuck the night before every game for the sake of the team and for the sake of their own individual performances

It doesn’t stat immediately though. After the incredible game right after, things have a week to be fucking weird and have them be even weirder around each other and more pissy with each other. Then the next game comes around and it’s a home game and they keep their distance before it and the team loses and Roy’s performance is nowhere near what he wants and Jamie still plays well but not his usual level, just like normal person well so that’s when it turns into the never mind we have to fuck before every game now. And of course when they get in an argument, bring up the idea, and end up hate fucking to try it again, they end up winning after. And it sticks for legitimately superstitious reasons and also becomes an excuse to keep fucking

(Is it just that they’re cooperating and physically in sync from it and not dumb superstitious luck? Absolutely but they’re dumb so they don’t realize that)

you’re gonna be like “no, krystaline, you’re imagining things.” and you would be right to say so. because it isn’t baiting me personally.

but when i stumble across image/captions like this:

IN A FUCKING CRIMINOLOGY TEXTBOOK