#odria

gg

Free lovers who often have groups of 5+ are angry

the MDP backed Peacekeeping force, the original border police turned private force under MDP’s rule, has publicly denounced their relations with MDP after stating how their funding has dried up yet again.  They’ve taken to using the last of their resources to import Porsche 911 convertibles and use their police cars in addition to drive around shouting slogans with protestors screaming “We shall only Support MDP if the sons of the fallen are elected”.  They’re also throwing leaflets and littering the streets and roads with propaganda which is surprisingly being used as fuel by the northern villagers without electricity and food.  MDP just lost it’s private pet police force it seems.  In international news, we hear a man named Fronald Dump plans to build a wall similar to the great Wall of China to stop Peruvian nationals, fleeing the country seeing how its gone to shit, from entering America as illegal immigrants. 

They chant Hector Hector, he makes me erecter

?????

Mysterious windfall of money has allowed the cabinet to buy more jets and begin revitalization projects, including to infrastructure, landmarks and more. An attempt by the new interim president to make voters happy perhaps. 

In a startling one on one conversation with a member of the APRA Cabinet, he revealed that Thorndike of MDP was a hardcore leftist or as the yankees would say “a commie”. It turns out apparently Thorndike goes back home every night and instead of reading fairytales to his kids, he reads them the Communist Manifesto.  Apparently, other members of MDP have also recently started “seeing the light in the ways of communists” according to another unconfirmed source.  Does this mean MDP and APRA could possibly be considering a coalition?