Made this a while ago but I still think it’s funny lmao
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Made this a while ago but I still think it’s funny lmao

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Nothing would be any funnier than, for some goddamn reason, Pixiv translating OdoKyo (Klapollo ship name in Japanese) into Jove/Klavier. Meanwhile the equivalent kanji tag is left untranslated.
Whoever assigning translation to that particular tag name must've been drunk. Also fuck you, I though I'd see some rarepair ship or something and instead got vanilla Klapollo.
hmmm for the fanfic prompt! I was thinking something ambiguous, so you could go wherever you'd like with it, hope it's ok!
'He knew from the beginning this was a lost cause, but went along with it as best he could anyway''
hi i'm so sorry i totally forgot i had these prompts sitting in my askbox um. anyway i'm going to answer them now. THANK YOU for sending this, i really liked it as a prompt!!!
He knew from the beginning this was a lost cause, but went along with it as best he could anyway. Trucy Wright had showed up at his office to cajole him into joining this surprise--not that Klavier needed much convincing when it came to Apollo Justice. Now, he was waiting with the rest of the ragtag group that always seemed to revolve around the Wright Anything Agency, crammed behind a couch, nervous, but he didn't have time to think about it, because in the next second, Apollo was walking through the door and everyone was jumping out and yelling at him.
He pulled his earbuds out of his ears, fuming, "Ack--Trucy, I told you I didn't want a surprise!"
But Klavier had caught the way Apollo's eyes had flown to him, the twitch of his mouth, right before he'd remembered to be miffed, and he would turn it over like a stone in his pocket until it was worn smooth and shiny, all for him.
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Its really mindblowing how exes coded klapollo is in dual destinies. They said we're gonna bring edgeworth back and make him and phoenix crazy married 🥰😁 and we're gonna bring klavier back and heavily insinuate he and apollo had a messy messy breakup very recently and there is a festering resentment between them that goes unspoken only because athena is there 😙😍

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Really funny to imagine no one kept Klavier up to date on the soj going-ons at all. He shows up to the WAA one day to bother Apollo and they have to sit him down and and explain he left and Klavier is devastated. Herr Forehead is GONE???? Herr Forehead has ABANDONED me????? 😭😭???
I don’t dislike klapollo it’s just that it’s infinitely funnier to me if it’s completely one sided. Stop fucking flirting with me Klavier this is a murder investigation
im curious abt your aro apollo headcanons :0!
Oh man the second someone asks my thoughts on anything I forget them immediately WKDHKDHD okay heres what ive got
He's aroallo and bi! Very much enjoys sex, not so much romance. He generally just doesn't see the point of it or really Get the distinction between romantic and platonic feelings. Bc of that I think he's pretty prone to friends with benefit type relationships!! I'm not a claypollo, but i would believe that theyve messed around.
Emapollo are queerplatonic fwbs to me <3 Ema's also aroallo, (imo shes demiro but doesnt generally bother to specify) and I think they really bonded over that. They have a similar philosophy towards relationships, and also theyre both at a pretty Low Point when they meet. I really enjoy them as roommates, altho it somewhat conflicts with my Clay and Apollo roommates headcanon lol. Post aa6 they stay together when she's in Khura'in at least.
I have such a love-hate relationship with klapollo but lately I have become very fond of them as a long term thing where Klavier's allo and In Love with Apollo, and Apollo loves him platonically... idk how or if they would label it. (Also plays into my emapollo, it was through Ema that they first hooked up. There is a slowburn in my head.)
(Odonaru is my only Apollo ship where I am like. Actively squicked by romantic takes on them lol, tho its maybe a bit arbitary where i draw the line. Whatever the hell they have going on is more interesting to me the less defined it is)
Umm yeah I think thats mostly it? Thank you for giving me a chance to spread my aropollo propaganda anon o7