#oddshow

Dr. Whilelm, sarcastic arse with an abrasive personality and master of almost all things that you can get a doctorate for (and some change) with an abrasive personality. Being an experienced surgeon, Wilhelm does autopsies on the poor schmucks that Paul kidna-,I MEAN, “”picks up”” on his travels through the multiverse , studying and replacing various bits and bobs to “see how they tick”.

by that i mean examining the internal organs and bone structure and replacing some of the limbs with mechanical prosthetics made by Paul.

But don’t worry, he tries to be as friendly and non-threatening as possible during surgery (despite being a bit of an [REDACTED] outside of his office), in fact the stories that he tells during surgery will leave you in 

Stitches.

Eeeeeh i think I’m funny

“But Paul!” I hear you ask with a gob of snot dripping out of your nose, “how does Wilhelm talk to his patients during surgery??” you snort. 

Simple my good [redacted], he uses his own creation: the N.U.R.S.E or, Neural Uber Re-generation System and Extractor. 

It has a tool on it that can keep the patient’s brain functions working thus keeping them alive, not only that, but it can also regrow muscle and bone tissue, and, with the help of a lil 1000-volt electric shock, bring back the dead! But surgery isn’t he only thing he’s good at!

hello my name is paul and i’m 12 years old