#odds talks

what if I threw myself on some spiked railing so that you could consume my soul and ascend to immortal sainthoood to kill another saint, ultimately surviving the unsurvivable at the cost of my life which you will forever regret. and we were both girls.

Jaaaa mein Gott sorry das ich dem geschenkten Gaul ins Maul geschaut hab. Was wenn der Karies hat. So wie ich Pferde kenne hab ich dann innerhalb von drei Tagen einen toten Gaul und dann ist keiner von uns beiden glücklich. Kennst du irgendwelche Tierärzte.

what if I helped you lobotomize yourself to forget your dead not-girlfriend/devoted follower/childhood enemy that killed herself for you and then you ate her soul and the first thing you did after waking up was make out with me and then never fucking talk about it and act as if you hate me but you did cut off my arm to give me a bone arm to help me that one time in a very weird and also sexy manner. and we were both girls.

wer auch immer sagt Deutsch sei eine harte Sprache wurde noch nie mit "Hallöchen Popöchen" gegrüßt

wetter so beschissen heiß das ich aktiv auf eine Sintflut hoffe. ich glaube nicht (mehr?) an gott aber vielleicht sollte der doch mal hier so die scheiße runterspülen. Arche Noah an der nächsten Busstation wann.

what if i decided to steal your body in a weird soul-swap situation while your soul chilled out in my comatose frozen body in a slab of ice on your home planet while I experienced the beauty and wonder of human community and forgot all about my hatred because of my soul-swapped induced amnesia until everything came crashing down on me due to a centuries-long conflict that I am a integral part of resulting in me slowly destroying your body until we could finally swap souls again in front of your two situationships which is funny because you have harboured a crush on my frozen almost-corpse since you were ten anyway after soul-swapping I lost all of the humanity again and then almost bit your face off and then went to stab my own situationship. and we were both girls.

Average book contains zero lesbian situationships. Spiders the Ninth is an outlier adn should not have been counted