#odd poses

It's a new month so it's time for the May caption contest!

This month's picture is this weird panel of Cybernary (the orange girl in the background) and Borgia (the green girl in the foreground) uh... fighting? Breakdancing? Something.

I've removed the word bubbles for maximum chaotic captioning.

So caption away! What's happening? What's Cybenary and Borgia doing/saying? What do you think is going on?

Your captions can be a single sentence. A paragraph, a song, a poem, whatever you want! Be creative! Be funny!

Captions can be submitted here via reblog or reply, or at EscherGirls.ca using Disqus comments, or by email at [email protected].

I'll run the caption contest for 2 weeks ending on Friday, May 22, with the winner's announced on Sunday, May 24.

There will be steam prizes for winners, but you can also pass on prizes and enter just for fun! There's no pressure.

fabrickind submitted:

"Anime girl with so much Anatomy™️ I had to diagram her like a football play to figure out what was happening Explanation: She's on her knees with her torso mostly hidden by her boobs The pink triangle there is her crotch One leg has the knee offscreen but I drew arrows to show the flow From XEDISS by Digital Tricks on the PC-98"

Thanks for the red/black line of her body! And also, yeah she has a lot of Anatomy™ for sure.

Besides how that outfit even stays on her or her obligatory arched back, she also has what comicartcorrections famously termed "Subway Sandwich Thighs" where one leg is bent so the calf is melding into the thigh, though it's at least not so bad that her foot is shoved up her butt like some other examples.

I guess this makes her's a toasted sandwich thigh though...

Shi's rubber pose, double battlethong, and tiny sausage torso are especially funny given that she's supposed to be standing in front of Pearl Harbour as the attack in WW2 happens and it's supposed to be solemn and sad, representing the conflict inside her due to her biracial heritage (I'm serious, this is why there's the 2 flags next to her, it is actually what that represents).

It's like... solemn serious metaphor about identity conflict in biracial people... and also... sexy sexy posing and making sure she has no ass (because that would make her "fat" in the 90s) but also has the illusion of one so she has to be bent in that way.

"Yes, yes, you warned us not to use superglue with our foreplay. We KNOW. Are you going to help us or just watch?"

(Cover of Razor: Bleeding Heart #1 (2001), Avatar Press, submitted by anonymous)

This Psylocke at least isn't in a boobs and butt pose, but she is trying her best to do an ostrich impression... and I think her left arm has come off.

And she's trying to shove her foot literally up her butt.

Maxxi submitted:

"2 seconds before falling on her face"

Maybe the gun functions as like a walking staff, so she doesn't.

Also she looks like some sort of hybrid between a horse woman and a Tetris block.