So uhhhhhā¦. Hereās some background on something and Alanās species and the best I could come up with
Species: The Comedorians
Origin:
Their true beginnings are a mystery. Legends split between them being divine jesters sent by God to mock creation, or escaped errors from when existence was first written. No one, not even they themselves, speaks truthfully about their origins.
Appearance:
Faces: They do not have faces ā instead, they have masks of permanent expressions (grins, frowns, wide-eyed laughter, blank comedy masks). The masks cannot be removed, for beneath them lies nothing but an endless abyss.
Hair & Skin: Shades of blue dominate ā skin from pale sky to abyssal navy, and sometimes hair like liquid sapphire.
Shape-shifting: Though their default form mimics humans, when enraged or in battle, they contort into impossible shapes ā tangled limbs, mouths where there should be none, eyes blinking across their skin. These āabomination formsā are said to embody nightmares humans havenāt even dreamed yet.
Abilities:
Immortal & Indestructible: Neither heavenās flames nor hellās blades can end them. If cut down, they reform within minutes, their bodies stitching back together like nothing happened.
Healing Factor: Even obliteration only delays them; their existence cannot be undone.
Psychological Horror: They can project illusions, twisting reality into cruel jokes. Humans describe it as being āforced to watch yourself die a thousand times while your body still lives.ā
Mafia Aesthetic: They mimic human organized crime families ā pinstripe suits, long coats, fedoras, gold rings. To them, itās not just style, but mockery ā they see humans as clumsy ants scrambling for power, and so they adopt that same hierarchy as satire.
View on Humans: Ants. Pathetic destroyers of beauty. They donāt wipe humanity out (though they could), instead choosing to dominate and manipulate, ruling from the shadows to remind mortals of their inferiority.
Code of Irony: Theyāre not aimless monsters ā they believe they are destined to govern. They see themselves as ācorrectingā human society by becoming the ultimate mobsters of existence.
To kill a Comedorian is impossible ā but it is possible to befriend oneā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦if youāre lucky enoughā¦.
Species Expansion, Growth & Lifespan:
Immortals: They never age beyond physical prime, though their presence grows heavier and more dreadful with centuries.
Size: By age 50, every Comedorian permanently grows into a towering 10ā12 feet in height, their long frames clad in fitted mafia suits tailored from strange, indestructible fabrics.
Tribes (Their 3 Great āFamiliesā):
1-The Comedorians: the most well known ones and most common ones, theyāre the only ones in contact with the human race.
2-The Grinaro ā the ones with a darker skin tone are more violent and hostile, they live in darkness and keep themselves in captivity, if exposed to any kind of outside contact it will harm itā¦badly
3-The Silenzio ā more rare and more powerful, itās often described as a cosmic Beauty with floating blue hair (or any colour depending on the light) and more muscular, these kinds live in a secret place that will not welcome any human in.
Combat & Training:
Early Conditioning: From age 4, every Comedorian is trained ruthlessly in combat arts. Training blends martial techniques with nightmare-fueled shapeshifting tactics, making them unpredictable in battle.
Fighting Mastery: They donāt just learn one style ā they master dozens: hand-to-hand, weaponized illusions, psychological warfare, and mob-style intimidation tactics.
Physical Superiority: Even their weakest are stronger than ten humans combined, with reflexes honed to catch bullets mid-air or tear through armored vehicles bare-handed.
Behavior & Morality:
Merciless: Their wrath is legendary. Anyone who dares insult them, betray them, or threaten their young will face fates worse than death ā dismemberment, eternal torment through illusion, or being turned into living āpuppetsā as warnings.
Children Above All: Despite their cold ruthlessness, Comedorians value their offspring fiercely. Harming a Comedorian child is a death sentence ā not just from the parents, but often from their entire tribe.
No Forgiveness: Once marked as an enemy, there is no redemption. They donāt forgive. They donāt forget.
Dominion Over Humanity:
Invisible Government: Every major human government bends to them, whether knowingly or not. Politicians, generals, CEOs ā all of them are either puppets, blackmailed, or eliminated if they resist.
Beyond Law: No law applies to them. No human court, prison, or army can touch them. Even when they openly commit crimes (assassinations, extortion, political manipulation), nothing follows. Investigations vanish. Witnesses are silenced. Justice is an illusion under their shadow.
Selective Cruelty: Unlike mindless conquerors, they donāt cause random chaos. They target specific humans ā usually those who:
Cross their codes,
Threaten their children,
Interfere with their agendas,
Or foolishly believe they can āexposeā them.
Why They Donāt Destroy Humanity:
They view humanity as ants ā destructive, clumsy, and beneath them ā but ants can still be useful. Humans build cities, maintain economies, and keep the world āentertaining.ā To Comedorians, humans are like workers maintaining a stage where the real actors (themselves) perform.
Complete annihilation would be ātoo easyā and unfun. Theyād rather rule silently and let humans remain ignorant of how powerless they truly are.
Presence in Human Society:
The āMafiaā Look: Their suits, fedoras, and rings arenāt just for fashion ā theyāre a mockery of human crime families. A parody of power, because unlike humans, their rule isnāt illegalā¦itās inevitable.
Whispers of Fear: Rumors exist in criminal circles and among conspiracy theorists: stories of men in masks, blue-skinned giants in fine suits, who can make enemies vanish overnight. But no one with proof ever lives long enough to share it.
The Untouchables: Even corrupt politicians fear them. Secret agencies have entire departments dedicated to āComedorian Containment Protocolsā ā yet none have ever succeeded. Every attempt ends in silence.
Comedorian Biology
Circulatory System:
Heart: A massive, slow-beating organ. Instead of a steady human rhythm, theirs thuds once per minute ā each pulse echoing like a drum inside their chest. Despite this slowness, their blood is super-efficient, carrying far more energy than human blood ever could.
Blood: Thick, viscous, and a dark navy-blue color ā glowing faintly under moonlight. Some say it smells faintly of saltwater and smoke. When spilled, it takes on strange shapes before evaporating.
Respiratory System:
Lungs: Function unlike human lungs. They donāt just breathe air ā they can inhale water, toxins, even fire ā and their lungs evaporate or neutralize it. This makes drowning, suffocation, or poisoning impossible. Some claim Comedorians can even survive in the vacuum of space, though few have ever tested it.
Neurology / Head Structure:
Hollow Heads: inside their comedy masks, their skulls are empty, a hollow cavern resonating with sound. No brain, no nerves ā just an endless dark cavity.
Masks as Faces: The comedy masks are not worn, but are their faces. The masks canāt be removed, because they are fused to the being itself. Inside the mask is a hollow void that echoes when they speak. Their voices often sound doubled, distorted, or layered ā like multiple versions of themselves speaking at once.
No Brain: Their consciousness doesnāt reside in any organ. They are thought to be powered by something beyond biology ā an immortal essence tied to magic, divine error, or something outside reality itself.
Digestive System:
Rarely eat in the human sense. When they do, itās for ritual or intimidation. Their bodies can break down anything ā metal, stone, poison ā with no effect. Rumor has it they donāt need food at all, but indulge for theatrical effect (like drinking wine in mafia meetings or smoking cigars that never burn out).
Skeletal & Muscular Systems:
Bones: Dense and flexible, almost metallic in feel. Breaking one is impossible ā they bend but never snap.
Muscles: Far more efficient than human muscle. Even without shifting into abomination form, they can shatter concrete with casual effort.
Extra Strange Trait:
Temperature Resistance: Their bodies maintain a steady temperature that doesnāt change, regardless of climate. They can walk through flames, glaciers, or nuclear fallout without reaction. Their blue skin never burns or freezes.
Now for the other two:
The Grinaro:
1-now these particular ļæ¼areā¦different, and by that I mean that trying to ļæ¼reason with one is like putting your head in an alligatorās mouth, they are dangerous beyond measure
2-they are vicious, hostile and ruthless, and can morph their faces to be anything from ānormalā to unrecognisable
3-they keep themselves in captivity wanting nothing from the outside world and anything that comes in contact with them WILL be ļæ¼annihilated
4-they are bulkier and just about bigger and taller then the Comedorians
The Silenzio:
1-the most beautiful and rare types, so little of them out there but so memorable and impossible to forget
2-hair like a liquid blue nebula (or any type of colour depending on the light) with such a bright shine it might actually blind a human being
3-they are defined by their body built and and angelic beauty and are often seen with no eyes and just a smile on them (and FYI they have no genitals)
4-they can grow to the size of a mountain which would make a human look like a Lego figure compared to them.
Thatās all thank ya for listening.
