alas, i could not finish this last night U_U but i'm pretty happy with how it came out! what if ashe took up king gerun's deal and became an evil, fucked up monarch, forever haunted and maddened by her invisible partner?
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A towering structure stands on an isolated island from the Ridorana Cataract, reaching high into the clouds. Though its architecture resembles the nearby Colosseum ruins, its origins and purpose remain unknown. Despite not being designed as a lighthouse, a mysterious light shines from its peak, illuminating the surrounding waters. This light fluctuates with the Mist, leading to speculation that the tower itself may be responsible for turning the nearby sea into a Jagd.
I was recently lured back to Final Fantasy XIV by their âreturnerâ campaign (if you are away a while, log in and play for free for two weeks). Iâve been having a great deal of fun, got over my âhealing yipsâ and jumped into group content, and finished the Shadowbringers main â5.0âł storyline.
(Yes, it made me cry. Yes, like everyone else-- I concede it is excellent as everyone says.)
Final Fantasy games always kind of...âwink and nodâ at their series traditions. And thus Iâve been happily playing along (when Iâm not sobbing, natch), running across the occasional call-back to threads I know from earlier in the series, going âOh, thatâs cute. Thatâs clever,â and not thinking too hard...until the most recent breadcrumb dialogue line for the continuation of the story (patch 5.1) made me put down my controller, put my head in my hands, and go âAaaaaargh!â
Urianger in brief: âI think Iâll be a problem ON PURPOSE.â lol.
Theory overthinking hours! I can come back later and see if I was right.Â
SPOILERS, after the cut, for Shadowbringers through 5.0 and, uh...Final Fantasies 3/6, 7, 10, and 12. (lol)
One of the very, very clever things Shadowbringers did is finish up much of the story of the Umbral Calamities by retconing the existence of the FFXIV storyline as taking place and/or belonging to the same universe of every single other Final Fantasy game all at once, many worlds existing side-by-side ignorant of each other, each just sliightly different from the next.
Which means all those âclever callbacksâ arenât just fun Easter eggs for fans-- theyâre also fair game for the plot. If the game isnât just being goofy, itâs leaning really hard into the Final Fantasy tradition of the âOh NO Statues.â đ
The what now?
The âOh NO Statuesâ are my mental nickname for the recurring powerful, often sentient monuments that show up in Final Fantasy and invariably break the world:
 Kefka did a number on home values with these three in FFVI, for example.
Later Final Fantasy games would refine and riff on this, of course. âOh no, the statue is a space alien (?)â (Jenova, FFVII); âOh no, the statue came to life and destroyed our civilization!â (Sin, FFX).
This isnât Zanarkand, but it totally could be, right?
And my personal favorite of the âOh NO Statuesâ incarnations, The Occuria, FFXII. Statues who aim âguide the History of Man,â ancient beings who manifest as aetheric masked forms, often visible only to a few, whose origins are (in FFXII) unknown:
Balthier: This creature... So this is your Venat?
Cid: Ashelia B'nargin Dalmasca! Just how far will you go for power? Does your lust for nethicite consume you? Am I right? I am, aren't I. A worthy daughter of the Dynast-King! You would do well to go to Giruvegan. Who knows? You may receive a new Stone for your trouble.
Ashe: Your words mean nothing to me!
Cid: The reins of History back in the hands of Man.
And later:
Cid: To hell with the Occuria and their stones! What good a power that cannot be harnessed? Baubles best-suited for study, no more.
Vayne: We conquered two kingdoms, that you might study these "baubles."
Cid: Oh, I am grateful for the sacrifice. Without it, manufacted nethicite would have eluded us - an unrivaled weapon. Tell me, Venat. Have I not been an apt pupil?
Venat: My counsel did but guide your able hand. Through power of Man, the Stones did you perfect. Yes. So much accomplished in six fleeting years. Man's fervor o'er all obstacles prevailing.
Cid: Our lives are much too short. You undying might waste long centuries away, but we, I fear, cannot.
Vayne: Just so. Had we more time, we might have used more "prudent" measures.
Cid: Your greatest work still lies before you. Not lightly will the Occuria allow you to wrest the reins of History from their grasp.
Venat: Indeed. What claim does Gerun have on history's reins... seated on throne immortal, rent from time? For your ascendance, Vayne, I offer prayer. May you attain all that which is your due.
Vayne: Attain it I shall.
This is... fascinating, because it is heavily implied by a different storyline in FFXIV that Ivalice and the events of FFXII, exist somewhere in the worlds that were shattered from the Source that was FFXIVâs âmain world.â There is even an Ivalice in FFXIV, but it is NOT the one we know from FFXII-- Fran exists in FFXIV as a general of Dalmasca, and to all appearances (that Iâve seen, so far), a key difference is Balthier never existed, or never left his position in the Empire.
(On realizing this, I took a good minute to be amused that Balthier really WAS the âleading manâ as he so often trumpeted, that apparently so much depended on his existing in his bravura sky piratery, all unknowing-- bless.)  Â
As Ivalice exists -- well, the âOccuriaâ are much like Emet-Selch and the other Ascians, arenât they? â...seated on throne immortal, rent from time...â indeed.
Of course, in FFXIV, weâve struck down most of the ârelevantâ Ascians by the end of Shadowbringers so what then? Almost certainly, the last âsaneâ one is gone.Â
But whatâs interesting to me is this: Emet-Selch asked us to remember his people, and he mentions the three Ascians we know as antagonists-- but every single time he talked about his âpurposeâ it wasnât to save the named Ascians. It was to save some unnamed other or others, his âlost friends and lovesâ-- one of which is heavily implied to be connected to the player character.Â
(Thereâs a whole âfragments of a shredded soul thing,â but-- âwe donât have time to get into thatâ meme-- here.)
The other-other Ascian that is eluded to --heavily-- in the run-up to the end of Shadowbringers 5.0 is the Unnamed Fourteenth-- the Paragon who turned away from the other Ascian councilmembers when the details of their plan to save their civilization and the toll that would be paid were revealed. I think weâre meant to think this conscientious objector is the one who summoned the Light, to grant autonomy to mortals rather than guide them towards a destiny that would serve the Asciansâ return, even if the mortals were âshadowsâ of what had come before the worlds were split.
Beyond a lot of breadcrumbs, we donât get much more than that in the ending bit of 5.0, but that sure sounds like Venat to me.
Venat was always portrayed by a woman voice actor, despite the Occuria being âgenderless,â and...
OK, so...what does this have to do with nethicite?
In FFXIV, âmanufactured nethiciteâ exists -- itâs called White Nethicite Auricite (oops!) and the Scions (the faction our character belongs to) use it to trap Asciansâ will and shatter their energies.
Itâs also heavily implied that if natural auracite is allowed to feed on mortal souls and imbued with aether (energy), it will cause mortals to go insane. The Ivalice raid sequence spells all this out, but in short-- your fears and desires are made manifest in exchange for your life energy. Over time, auracite exposed to mortals gains a low-level chaotic will of its own, like the One Ring in Tolkienâs works.
It is, in short, a staggeringly insane idea to propose putting your soul into a soul-eating crystal as Urianger is doing. And Urianger has no way of knowing this, of course, but this will of the nethicite in FFXII came from the Occuria -- their tools to âguide the History of Man.â
There are no more unsundered Ascians left worth mentioning (Elidibius, lol), but the energy of that Unnamed Fourteenth is out there scattered in the Light-- and this is âWhite [light] Auracite.â Despite everything, I donât know that the Light are all sunshine and rainbows for mortals. For one, they like stability.Â
If the Scions start unknowingly imbuing themselves with the powers of Ascians by merging themselves with insane immortal chaos crystals (!!), they may manage to bring about the Eight Umbral Calamity and the end of civilization anyway by unbalancing the world(s) themselves.
...Wouldnât that be a kick in the pants for Emet-Selch? I mean, if the main character hadnât had to put him out of his misery already. (*sob*)Â
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