if you could rate all prosecutors you've met from 0 to 10, how would you rate them and why? (yes even that payne asshole)
āOKAY, so letās start off with a list, right? Thatās easiest! Thereās.. Chief Prosecutor Edgeworth, and Simon, and Gaspen, and Klavier...Thatās everyone, right? So 4!ā
āChief Prosecutor Edgeworth is soĀ cool! I mean... Itās a lot of his help that helped me and Simon, right? That he helped Boss out? Anyway, Boss likes him, so Iāve gotta like him too! He works hard but... I know he wants the truth just as much as we do. Iād say... an 8. But maybe a high 8. A B+.
āSimon... Okay, so, are you asking me as a prosecutor... or as a person? Because Simonās meanĀ behind the bench! And Taka! Have you ever felt that birdās talons? Itās just not right. So.. Maybe a low 8. For Simon. As a prosecutor. But as a person, Simonās definitely at least a 9-point-5.
āGaspen... 0. Do I really have to say why? Heās - heās mean, and underhanded, and he doesnāt careĀ about the truth, he just wants to improve his win record. I hear Winston isnāt much better. And heās a coward! He runs whenever anything looks bad. People like that shouldnāt have any place in the courtroom.
And... Klavier! I never saw him as a prosecutor, really, but I know heās good at it... And he doesnāt throw anything at you, or try to hurt you, or anything? So thatās good. And he knows German! I know Apollo thinks itās stupid, but I like being able to speak German with someone. Um, and heās handsome, too. I guess everyone knows that. So... High 8.ā