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((A/N: Hi everyone! Whoever sent this ask, thank you so much cos Si and I had A BLAST coming up with these answers so we hope you enjoy reading them as much as we enjoying writing them! Also please go show Si some love; her comments on these are hilarious!!  - Sanji

If you feel like any of the comments about your character(s) (or others) are inappropriate or uncalled for, let us know!! - Si

A couple of disclaimers:

There's nothing wrong with being a virgin and there's nothing wrong with not being a virgin, just wanna put that out there 😙 - Si

There are quite a few dirty jokes so just a heads up but I would like to say some of those were my best work hahah - Sanji))

Dear Anons, your obsessions with virginities is rather unnerving, but I digress I have a job to do so consider it done: 

Ivy: 5/10 She seems sweet and innocent, but those people can be the wildest in the bedroom. I don't know if I'm convinced, so I'll keep her score in the middle. 

Meredith: 7/10 Most of her hobbies & interests point to her being most comfortable with her own company. Much like her beloved crabs, she might be a hermit too.

Soleil: 10/10 Her name literally means 'sun', which only leaves me to assume that you might get burned if you come too close.

Rosemarie: 0/10 We all know how wild Germans can be. Look at their Oktoberfests.

Diana aka The Viscountess as she loves being called: 0/10 if she consummated her marriage properly.

Dahlia: 10/10 Very wholesome energy and a family girl. She is also one of the youngest Selected so I wouldn't put it past her to wait for 'The One'.

Alassie: 4.5/10 She is intimidatingly beautiful! But perhaps a bit too intimidating? The brave might dare approach her but will they make it to the bedroom?

Ramona: 3/10 Those trail guides provide many trees to be Bridgerton-ed up against.

Rhea: -69/10 Miss Rhea James in her Playboy bunny outfit. That's it. That's the post. Need I say more?

Cornelia: -10/10 You know what they say about pool boys? I bet Pool Girls are no different! I wonder how many marriages Lady Cornelia has broken.

Marissa: 7/10 Chocolates and watching movies seem to be her vibe. Perhaps Netflix and Chilling Alone is a regular occurrence for her?

Kaden: 2/10 Who knows what Indie Pop stars get up to in their studios? Whatever it is, Lady Kaden probably fulfilled her Glorious Purpose. I would have given her a perfect 0 but I'm sure (could-have-been) Second Lieutenant Price doesn't kiss and tell.

Andreia: After our last post about her virgin status, we have confirmed she is indeed one. 10/10 only confirmed virgin Selected thus far.

Arely: 2.5/10 "Do what you will" she says and if that is her motto in the bedroom, then this one sounds to be down for anything.

Valentina: 7.5/10 She seems to take most pleasure out of pulling teeth, that's not the mouth action people are looking for in the bedroom.

Suzy: -15/10 We all know how Waverly Women are, especially those from Queens. A Queen in the streets, a freak in the sheets.

Carmen: 1/10 She might have peaked playing the role of Tree Number Three but she seems like the type to blow off steam, especially when things get stressful during Tech Week. Something tells me that her Stagehand is being put to good use.

Thanks to whoever sent this; it was really fun!! Also thank you for waiting gsjsgsh. Mostly based on a mixture of vibesnt, personality traits or backstories!

Massive applause for Sanji because she basically did this all by herself and she deserves ALL the credits. All i did was scream names from character lists.. 💀 - Si

(Lol she really helped too you guys especially whenever I got stuck! - Sanji)

Ivy: Wanda

Meredith: Namor

Diana: Mystique

Dahlia: Groot

Alassie: Valkyrie

Ramona: Shuri

Rhea: Mysterio (minus the evil but 10/10 for the theatrics of it all)

Cornelia: Jessica Jones

Kaden: Loki (in another life, Captain America had she gone to the military)

Andreia: Silver Surfer (You know we had to make that joke)

Arely: Tony Stark (it's the party girl/boy vibes)

Suzy: Darcy Lewis

Raffy: T'Challa

Archie: Human Torch (specificially Chris Evans' version)

Bianca: Vision

Specificity isn't your strong suit, is it? I have no idea which Five are you are referring to so we have listed the Fives with their talent level. So Choose Your Fighter, dear Anon:

Rhea: 8/10 - It’s a superpower to be a theatre performer. To be able to slip into different characters every few years. The great thing about theatre is doing the same performance every week for a year or two so practice really does make perfect. The hard thing is doing the whole thing in practically one take save for intermission. Lady Rhea goes above and beyond and we have to applaud her for that. Won't be surprised if she has a Tony on the way.

Alassie: 6.5/10 - She got second place in Illéavision, something that might indicate she has some talent. But we all know that Illéavision is more about politics than about having the best song. Nevertheless Bonnie Lassie seems to have quite the following and her latest ep is quite alright. I don't know how to feel about her ASMR but perhaps that just isn't my thing. 

Suzy: 8/10 - It takes a special kind of skill to know which moments are worth capturing. To be able to actually capture them is another thing. And no Karen, you making 8 billion photos of yourself every 3 minutes is not the same. Our Lady Suzy here seems to know what she's doing. Her talents have not only earned her a job at the Waverly Times, half the country seems to be on the edge of their seats when she releases new content.

Dahila: 5/10 - Another singer in the mix. This one seems to be popular on a more local level, unlike her singing rival and Illéan phenomenon Bonnie Lassie. Lady Dahlia's music sounds okay, but it definitely took some effort to find. I'm not sure if the spent energy was worth it though.

Ivy - building a blanket fort

Meredith - showering plants (or hermit crabs) with love

Diana - throwing darts at a picture of whoever has wronged her

Dahlia - doing some yoga

Alassie - remembering all the words of a song she loves

Ramona - bingewatching animal live cams

Rhea - making a bonfire + burning stuff

Cornelia - counting to 300

Kaden - taking a cold bath

Andreia - going to the beach to build a sand castle, and then destroying it

Arely - watching cute kitten videos on yalltube

A/N: hello, we both did this for more fun ;) sanji's favourite lines are in blue, mine are in purple - Si [Update as of 2nd March: I removed mine because I never had the chance to finish reading all of them so I just left Si's in. I know its an old ask but I didn't want to let Si's hardwork go to waste so enjoy an oldie but a goodie!]

Andreia & Archie: 

*She hums and crosses her arms, raising her eyebrows a little, but her voice is still amused* I don’t like the implications this has about your security system.

Cornelia & Archie: 

*he glances away and whispers talking to himself amused* ‘Really cool’ just like that *scoffs a laugh* Alright …

Meredith & Bianca:

*Does Meredith think she herself has things under control for the next day? Not a chance. But that’s a Meredith problem and there’s nothing anyone else can do about it*

Rhea & Bianca: 

She perks up at the mention of Area 51. She lives in the same province- and even if she didn’t, she firmly believes that they’re hiding something. “Wait- does he know secrets about aliens? Because that might just seal the deal. I promise I’m normal, I just also happen to believe in aliens.”

Ramona & Samuel: 

Oh really? *she raises her eyebrows, and her tone is dry/sarcastic* I haven’t seen any. I assumed you just were teleporting everywhere.

and i can't let this little gem go unnoticed: *he doesn't laugh or show any sign of amusement*

Ivy & Samuel: 

You’re not going to… imprison me? * a very drastic option, she’s aware, but she’s skeptical*

Alassie & Sylvan:

*she frowns because a) he ruined her joke and b) how did he go from that to waving and chuckling that's creepy.*

Diana & Bellamy:

*she [Bellamy] reaches for a towel to dry her hands as she chuckles* you gotta stop with the compliments or my ego won’t be able to cross that door.

*she [Diana] snickers at that,* You’re very humble, your Highness, so I’m sure you rein it in! Worse case, we just build you a bigger door.

Suzy & Alessandra: 

Lady Dirty Dancing has left her mark on yet another boytoy! Vegas nightclub Nomad experienced a shake up when LDD and the Viscountess Gold Digger attacked a member of a local band. The duo and their entourage, who had been drinking all night, didn't stay behind to continue what they started.