#oc hook

Hook is the embodiment if that post that goes "My boss locked the keys in the building. Luckily we didnt need to wait for a locksmith. Unfortunately my boss found it concerning that I can pick locks and tried to unlock my Tragic Backstory I learned how to pick locks at 13 because I thought it would impress cute girls. Bonus: a cute girl saw me do it Downside: its Maggie and shes seen me fall out of 3 trees and cry because of a tiny fawn she will never think im cool its Too Late". Like thats it. Thats xeir whole character xei are a badass with badass skills like archery, casually swinging around a hook about the same size and xiem, and being a wicked good pirate but. Xie once ate 3 cartons of ice cream and cries over Fantasy Star Wars for 9 hours the crew will never be impressed by xier badassery because theyre all haunted by the image of a drunk Hook singing Fergalicious in xier underwear at 5 am