Sometimes I remember how wild it is that Wilhelm, an ancom, is best friends with a literal princess

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Sometimes I remember how wild it is that Wilhelm, an ancom, is best friends with a literal princess

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Wilhelm is just John Mulaney if John Mulaney was powered by sheer rage
I changed Cyrus’s hair and skin colors because I’m powerful
The Republic should have telephones just so Jonathan can call Wilhelm at 1 AM and say "fucking a werewolf would be kind of hot wouldn't it" and Wilhelm can just hang up on him
Also, Craigslist personals are the best memes you could ever make with your OCs

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I haven’t talked much about Ingrid here yet because she’s still pretty new but this is all you need to know about her
Ingrid! She’s affiliated with the Eyes and runs a black market produce cart
Jonathan: god I’m such a mess
Wilhelm: You’re a mess, and I can’t even pretend to understand your bullshit antics sometimes, but I accept you for who you are because I know nothing I ever do can turn around your godforsaken ass and I might as well make peace with the fact that you’re always gonna be like this. Love you bro
Jonathan: I genuinely have no idea if I feel better or not