33. Accidentally sent nudes to the wrong person?

8. Have you ever been caught in the act?

For Declan!

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(CW: NSFW)

Where's the riskiest place you've done it?

Declan looks up thoughtfully.

"Right, this might make me seem like a huge redneck, but once me and a partner were at the gun range. And y'know how they have those separators between people shooting?

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You can see him visibly deflate as you ask the question, and he rolls his eyes at you with a sigh.

"Yes. I have a lot. It's complicated, really, but technically I have three half-siblings."

He doesn't elaborate further.

*cue sounds of the God of this world, me, forcing him to elaborate, some shouting about how he answered the damn question, maybe the sounds of a piano cartoonishly falling down the stairs, etc.*

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(he goes off on a bit of a tangent in this, sorry lmao)

"Oh, fucking uh... there was this one time some guy just straight up called me 'dick.' The entire time. He was a spiteful fucker, rightfully so, I had him for a couple days for a torture and drop operation. I admired his commitment to the bit, and I eventually just started calling him 'cunt' the entire time too. It was fun.

"My favorite though? One of my kid siblings came up to me once while I was visiting home for the first time in awhile and said 'You look cool. Could you kill me if you wanted to?' And I said 'Probably. I wouldn't though,' and she said 'what if I called you a 'craphole?' Would you kill me then?' And I said pretended to think for a moment and went 'No. I'd have to throw you across the room, though' and she said 'wait wait no what if I gave you a cool name' and I was like 'dang, you got me. I could throw you across the room but in a fun way then?' and we shook hands. She took a long time thinking of a cool name and reported back to me a few hours later with 'Gregolomew' with the most serious face I'd ever seen. Her ultimate cool name. So I threw her into the couch a few times, she loved it. I told a few people to call me that on missions for a few months afterward and every single one thought I was fucking insane. It was awesome.