#obmstarter

They told me I had to work out on my days off, so that I can be fit enough to 'protect the workers.' 

"It appears I'm leaving the country for a week. Emergency fashion business."

"You can tell we're in the final stage of planning the September issue by counting the bags under my eyes."

"The amount of sleep --- or lack thereof --- I can get and still show up to work on time, and with time to spare, is astonishing. Those of us who always arrive late with Starbucks should try a little harder."

"Okay, that wasn't actually funny whatsoever, but the man over there who said it is really, really good-looking. Also, it may be the alcohol that's doing this to me.... I usually don't show any signs of joy. In front of company, at least."

Whoever thinks velvet flare jeans are in style need to seriously hire a stylist ASAP. I just saw a woman in a pair, it was truly horrifying. Maybe she dressed herself in the dark this morning?