#oblivious soap

I don’t know if this is just a southern American thing but we look at our friends with boats like Gods. Oh, you have a pontoon boat and it’s mid July? Suddenly you’re the funniest coolest greatest person I’ve ever met. Let me on your boat. Please I’ll do anything.

Anyway I feel like that’s Johnny.

Simon accidentally mentions owning a boat and every week Johnnys been bothering him about taking him out on the river.

Anytime he brings it up Simon will pump out the lamest excuse you’d ever heard.

“It’s a fixer upper, thing barely drives.”

“Weathers bad this week.”

“Thing gets terrible GPH. Costs too much to take ‘er out.”

One day Simon locks his keys in his truck and calls Johnny for a help. He makes the mistake of saying, “I owe ya one,” and Johnny’s eyes light up. Simon gives in, tells him to meet him at the docks at 5 for an evening ride.

When Johnny sees the rig, he’s immensely surprised. It’s nothing like he imagined. The way Simon explained it, this boat was run down and barely afloat. The house boat in front of him now is anything but. Potted plants in the front, kayaks tied to the sides, freshly polished and pristine. It wasn’t until Simon pushed off and they were in the middle of the river did Johnny get why he was hesitant to have him over.

With a beer in hand, he opened a door leading to a bedroom and froze when he saw you.

You, wrists bound together and ankle tethered to a chain connected to the bed. A cloth gag stuffed in your mouth, fat tears spilling down your red cheeks. Your speech was muffled but he knew what you were saying by your eyes. ‘Help me.’

Simon cleared his throat. Hand on his hip when Johnny turned to look at him. Simon had his eyes locked on you. “Ain’t she pretty?”

Johnny looked back to you then looked away. He couldn’t bare it. “Simon- I….”

He shakes his head, moves past Johnny to step close to you. You whimper as he pulls your head to his side and strokes your hair. “This is my girl. I meant to introduce you but- well, she’s been bad. Anyway, let go back to the hull. You wanted a nice boat ride, eh?” Simon laughs and pats Johnny on the back hard, leads him out of the room.

You’re convinced that this mystery Johnny will help you. He had kind eyes, a nice kind face. He’d call the police and save you from this bizarre life with Simon.

Captian MacTavish who lost his team, now pushing people away unless it's about the mission

Vs

Lieutenant Riley who had a team but they didn't like him, now trying to stick to people who show an ounce of care

If u can't tell, Riley saw MacTavish and was like, 'MY Captain, he ain't ever going to get rid of me', while MacTavish is like, 'I let this kid join my team, and he won't leave me alone-,'

100% going to do more snippets...

They were in a mission and for once Soap was playing over watch while Ghost went in for recon. There was no good spot that allowed him a full vantage so he has to climb a tree for it.

He’s sitting up in a tree, making all his usual comments as he watches his lieutenant make his way through the compound.

And it’s so stupid and so embarrassing that Soap swears to hell and back that he’ll take the mistake to his grave.

But there’s a moment where Ghost bends over to snap a guys neck and his ass is just on full display for Soap and he very nearly falls out of the tree he’s in because of it. Then the man so effortlessly pulls off another kill, looking like sex on legs and Soap suddenly realises that he’s in love with the man.

He doesn’t know what the hell does it for him or when it even happened but he watches the kill and his immediate thought is, “fuck, I love him.”

And that makes him actually tip out of the tree, barely managing to roll at the last second so he doesn’t break anything, before falling flat on the ground and groaning in embarrassment. He’s just lucky Ghost had found what they needed and was on his way out.

When Ghost realised he was in love with Soap he nearly stabbed the man in a blind panic.

They were walking down the halls of base, usual ribbing and chatter from the Scot bouncing off the walls in an all too familiar fashion.

Ghost is nodding along, giving noncommittal hums as if he isn’t listening intently and taking in every little detail he possibly could, when Johnny’s eyes are widening, hand shooting out toward his face and making him tense.

Ghost nearly throws the other against the wall but then the hand is going past his head and grabs something from behind him. Soap’s eyes are hard and angry, his body manoeuvring around him so he can slam the person who was apparently behind them in the wall.

Ghost is too shocked to do anything, watching as the Scot threatens the ever loving shit out of a rookie for god knows what. When he shoves the rookie away and said man scampers in order to escape Ghost thinks he’s got enough control of himself to try and ask what that had been about.

But then Soap’s turning to him, bright smile on his face as he gestures to the still fleeing rookie as he speaks, “Couldn’t have him ruining the reputation aye Lt.?”

Ghost finally realises what that had all been about and he sees the worry and understanding in Soap’s eyes because somehow, the man had managed to worm into his heart and figure out every little flaw and vulnerability. But despite it all, he’s still here, standing by his side.

I got notified of this like 6 seperate times and it still took me forever to answer it cause I love procrastinating like that. Anyway!

I just gotta say this first, you said Ghost’s snakes act as his wingmen and it’s got me thinking that his snakes play on his actual feelings and thoughts cause he’s too hurt and stubborn to pay attention to them himself.

But onto the rest of it! So Soap’s always been good at reading people, blindness be damned, and he’s prided himself on that fact all his life. So when he crashes into someone broad, tall and quiet, something about the man just pings in his senses.

Something about that one point of contact just lets him know that this man is not only drop dead gorgeous but also impossibly good. He might not see himself as such but Soap’s never been wrong before.

Ghost is thrown at the behaviour of this strange little man, wondering why he’s not running for the town and crying about the monster he’s seen. But when he looks up he’s met with shining grey eyes, smile crinkling the corners and making him look breathtaking in the mid day sun.

The snakes that rest around his shoulders are quiet but they’re also intently fixed on the man, and Ghost can feel their interest in both him and the fact that he isn’t turning to stone.

But then Ghost catches the sort of haze in his eyes and realises the man’s blind. The snakes hiss quietly in pleasure at the knowledge and Ghost has to quickly shut them up so they don’t give him away.

The face I just made with this news. That’s canon?!? I thought it was something fans made up!! Oooohhhhh this is giving me some very nice ideas because I love me a jealous Ghost.

I’m laughing my ass off cause off the top of my head all I can see is Graves being just genuinely nice to Soap - which is amazing cause he’s such a sarcastic prick to literally every other person - and Ghost is promising bloody murder from across the room.

Soap doesn’t think much of it cause this is how Graves has always been with him so he sees no reason to be suspicious of it. It’s like a classic thing where everyone tells him Graves is a dick and he just sits there like ‘but he’s not me so you must be wrong’

But one thing that I will forever fine funny is that the almost everyone in the COD fandom saw soap in a collar and was like “yeah that checks out”. I think soap would wear it as a joke since it was a gag gift or if he lost a bet/ did a dare but later on would wear it again since it’s not only practical but comfortable on missions and work well. Que the boys just losing it gaz is definitely the one who gave it to him to cause chaos that price has to watch he probably also got a lot of comments he either flirted back or told them to shut up. How everyone reacted is up to you :3

It didn’t submit for some reason but I’m glad you submitted again cause I saw a couple tik toks with Soap in the radio collar things that military dudes have in movies and this is fuelling me.

I reckon it starts with the military use ones and for some reason Soap is just pulling it off different and it’s giving everyone ideas. Gaz can see this and because he likes causing Price pain, when they’re on their next lull between missions he gets a legit collar and gives it to Soap.

Obviously they made a bet first, and of course Gaz did it with something that he absolutely knew Soap would lose at so there Soap goes, walking around base with the collar for the next two weeks.

I reckon the pure fact that the collar isn’t military will make everyone lose their minds just a touch more than usual.

Alejandro and Rudy see it first since they had all planned to meet up and do some training together. Rudy can do nothing more than blush and fluster, forgetting all concepts of English because now his head is running wild with the scenarios that collar and hand to hand training could bring them to.

Alejandro is similar but he manages to hold onto his English (barely), speaking broken sentences and flirting like a madman. Soap gets all embarrassed and both men can see the way the blush disappears under the collar and they so badly want to follow it.

Gaz flirts because, well, he’s a dick like that 😂 he’s milking this for all he can and if that means he has to flirt a bit just so he can watch Soap get flustered and all these men simp over him, well he’ll damn well do it.

Nobody knows if König is into it or not. The man’s harder to read than Ghost most days so who tf knows what’s going on behind that hood. But in the privacy of his room he is definitely losing his mind and trying to figure out ways he could hopefully ask Soap to join him or something.

Ghost seems stoic and disapproving at first. He sees the collar and the shit eating grin on Gaz and simply tells them to stop playing games. But as he walks away he has to very quickly and very discreetly adjust his pants because he was not expecting that.

The man is fucking everywhere for the duration of the bet because he absolutely loves the sight of a collar on Soap and can’t help but imagine what the man would look like with something that was distinctly Ghost’s on him.

He’s also making sure that nobody actually acts on the ideas they’re all so obviously thinking. Because no fraternisation in the military and totally not cause he’s jealous and is silently bidding everyone to know Johnny is his.

And Price, poor old Price, cannot wait for this bet to be over cause he doesn’t know how many more times he can walk in on the sight of half of his men drooling over an oblivious, collared Soap.

Ghost on the other hand is kicking himself for being an idiot because he hates that it was a one time thing and he hates watching Johnny - his Johnny - flirt with that giant Austrian fucker like he isn’t right there.

But technically he isn’t really there because he’d told Soap he wasn’t an option after that first night. And fuck if he isn’t regretting it now.

Soap’s on the other side of the bar, flirting with König who still has a mask on. It’s irritating that the guy’s stolen his shtick and his sergeant (even though both of those things are so much more than he’s giving them credit for)

He can’t tell if König is interested or not, though given the Austrian has Soap between his legs, hand on his waist while the other holds a glass of whatever the fuck he’d bet good fucking money the guy’s interested.

I have a prompt that I though was kinda funny

Soap having an ass and everyone knowing about except him

Idk but I think it would be funny if fucking soap thought he had no ass but in fact man got a dumpy so whenever he wear tights and such it’s more noticeable an everyone stares. Alejandro and Rudy makes comments about in Spanish then try to flirt with soap which flirts back thinking it’s friendly. Gaz makes comments about it as well but soap always laughs it off.ghost just sits there giving glares to everyone who stares at soap he sometimes just stands behind soap anytime he bends down so no one just stares at his ass. price has to literally tell soap to go back to wearing jeans since he cannot handle everyone comments about soap.

Just something I thought was funny lol

First of all, thank you so much. I’m so glad you like them 😁

Secondly, omfg that’d be so funny. I can imagine Gaz purposely bringing it up and mentioning it and everything because he knows that Simon’s down bad for Soap but won’t admit it.

Alejandro and Rudy would totally try and bring him into their relationship because Ghost isn’t making a move and Soap’s ass is fine af. They’ve definitely tried every form of telling him but Soap’s like ‘Tf are you on? I don’t have an ass.’ And it’s a little painful honestly.

Ghost is fucking suffering through it all because he is adamant on keeping his feelings under wraps but Soap is out here, with his fine as fuck ass and thighs on display in his tights, not having a damn clue about what he’s doing to everyone. Even if Ghost is in denial though he’s gonna try and shield as much of Johnny as he can because he’s a possessive little shit.