#oblivious jon

Crack prompt based on a story by comedian Greg Davies (linked below, starts ca. 6:30)

Short version: Gendrya are having sex in the garden in a position similar to the above. The flowy dress plays a big role.

They think they're home alone, but then Davos comes round corner. He's never met Arya before so he thinks it's really rude that she isn't getting up to greet him.

Gendry is dying of embarrassment.

OR

if you want someone more oblivious to find them, it could be Jon walking in on them and he's never met Gendry before.