Oberon and Michael
 I wrote this based on... fuck... whereâs the screen captures of the fucked up imbd page???  UGH.  Anyway, some one fucked up the imbd page for season 13.  It said Jensen Ackles was playing âMichaelâ and Jared Padalecki was playing âOberonâ.  So, yeah, this happened. Expect: ~2k, destiel, twink!dean, possession/consent discussion, profound bond, alternate canon universe
@aromantic-dad @ambersagen @winjennster @mittensmorgul @castielnovak @dragonpressgraphics @hangsabove @deanandhiscas Lol. Â Hi friends, long time no see. :D
âAlternate reality, my ass. Â Thereâs alternate Cas, so we should be able to find alternate me.â Â Dean trudged on through the dusty wasteland world. Â He wiped his sleeve over his brow.
Sam shuffled to his side, using a hand to shield his eyes from the sun and sand.  âAlternate Bobby didnât know us, Dean.  What makes you think that alternate Cas does?âÂ
Stopping short, Dean narrowed his eyes at Sam. Â Because itâs Cas. Â âItâs our best lead.â Â He took back up walking with more fervor. Â âIf you have a better idea, get to sharing.â
Rounding a rocky protrusion of earth, they almost ran into a bunker door, no unlike their bunker, the MOL bunker. Â Dean shoved a hand into his pocket for his keys.
âDo you think weâre actually going to be that lucky?â Â Sam raised an eyebrow at his brother, before turning around and keeping watch.
Dean jammed the key into the lock. Â âWell, I think that the universe owes us a win.â
âThis is a different universe.â
âYeah, well, take a look around. Â The universe owes us too.â Â
The key turned and the lock clicked open. Â
Taking a sweeping look around, Dean pushed Sam into the bunker before closing the door immediately behind them.
âSam?â Â It was a Dean-voice, but it didnât sound like Dean. Â It sounded like Dean 10 years ago. Â It sounded like when Sam was young. Â âSam, what are you doing here? Â You shouldnât be here; we need to stay on opposite sides of the world.â
In a rush and a tell-tale flutter of wings, Castiel was at Samâs neck with an angel blade.
Immediately, Sam lifted his hands in a surrender. Â âIâm not your Sam.â
âI know.â Â Gravel. Â Oh, sweet gravel.
âCas?â Â Dean rounded his brother to see alternate Cas. Â He wore his usual trenchcoat, but, instead of Jimmyâs suit, he had a pressed military uniform. Â Because everyone had been drafted.
âWhat is this?â Â Alternate Cas looked back and forth between Dean and Dean.
Now that he could see himself, Dean could see why he sounded younger. Â He was younger. Â Alternate him stared up at him from a 20-year-old face. Â It was like he was looking into an old photograph. Â Alternate Deanâs eyes grew wide. Â âCas? Â Cas whatâs going on? Â Are they shape-shifters?â
âNo.â Â Sam cleared his throat before continuing. Â âWeâre from another dimension.â
âLike we havenât heard that before.â Â Alternate Dean narrowed his eyes and crossed his arms over his chest. Â
He was a twink. Â Great, just great. Â âHow old are you?â Â Dean couldnât help it; they shouldâve been born at the same time. Â It shouldnât be that different. Â Bobby was Bobby-aged. Â Casâ vessel still looked the same age.
â38.â Â Alternate Dean pursed his lips. Â It was obscene. Â He needed to not. Â âGot hit by an age spell from one of Michaelâs troops. Â Itâs a lot harder to die from old age if you donât age in the first place.â
Dean chuckled. Â âSo, youâre going to look like that forever?â
Alternate Dean rolled his eyes and grabbed a beer off the table, taking a swig. Â âYeah, itâs a tragedy.â Â He turned around, looking up at Dean through his lashes. Â âDoesnât get me any attention.â Â He brought his beer to his lips, pursing them prettily. Â
Yeah, to say Dean wasnât turned on would be a lie, but heâd always been a fan of masturbation, so who could blame him?
Alternate Castiel let his weapon drop. Â He still looked wary, but he gave them the benefit of the doubt, turning around to glare at alternate Dean. Â âStop that Dean.â
âWhat?â Â Alternate Dean flopped down in the chair and stacked his feet on the edge of the table. Â âItâs nice knowing I can defile Michaelâs vessel so perfectly.â
Sam looked very uncomfortable in the my-brother-is-being-overtly-sexual sort of way.  Castiel looked to be uncomfortable too, but Dean was happy to realize it was more of a you-little-shit-stop-making-my-job-hard, and by âjobâ he meant-
âBut that doesnât explain who you are or what youâre doing in my bunker.â Â Alternate Dean placed the beer bottle on the table heavily, punctuating his sentence.
Dean swept a hand out. Â âJust figured you could use some company. Â Itâs a hard knock life and all that.â Â
This bunker was very similar to their bunker. Â It looked to be a mirror image of theirs, but that probably more from the fact that it was a different MOL location to begin with. Â The major difference was the amount of angel warding painted blatantly over the walls. Â They overlapped. Â There were old crackling ones; new still-wet ones.
âI like your art project.â Â Waving a lazy finger around, Dean careful paced along the wall, looking at the sigils. Â His lazy finger found itâs way to his alternate. Â âSo, Rapunzel looking for her night in shining armor?â Â Dean raised an eyebrow.
Alternate Dean licked his lips and turned to alternate Cas. Â âI already have one.â
Rolling his eyes, alternate Cas huffed before striding away toward the hallway. Â He mustâve decided to trust them. Â Awesome.
With alternate Cas gone, alternate Dean deflated and gazed after him for a long moment before letting out a long breath.
Sam moved from where heâd been pinned by the angel blade and slid into a chair across from alternate Dean. Â He looked weirded out by this Deanâs age. Â âSo, youâre stuck in here?â
Shrugging, alt Dean pulled his feet from the table and shifted up to the open books and typewriter on the table. Â âYep. Â Iâm an angel vessel. Â People want to kill me. Â Angels want to enslave me.â
âYouâve held out for a long time, though.â Â Sam leaned forward; he was very interested in the details he might glean from this conversation. Â Leave it to Sam to make dimension-hopping into a learning experience. Â âIn not the best conditions, I might add.â
Alt Dean pulled a book toward him on the table. Â It was like the fun had left the room with alt Cas.
Dean meandered around. Â He looked more intently at some of the sigils he didnât recognize. Â God, was he making this into a learning experience? Â
âIâve just been in here, acting like a coward.â
âIn here? For how long?â Â
There was a pause then a deep breath. Â âI donât know.â Â Alt Dean shook his head. Â âI just donât know anymore. Â I try not to think about it.â Â He took another long swig from his beer bottle.
âWell, what do you do in here?â Â Sam leaned away and flickered his gaze around the room.
Alt Dean waved a hand at a pile of papers with typewriter script. Â âA year or two ago, Cas dared me to make a record of current events, the newest gospel.â Â He grabbed a corner of the stack and let them flip back down, the sound filling the silent space. Â He slapped Samâs hand when he reached for it. Â âYou donât want to read it.â
Interesting, Dean went over to see it, taking a seat at the table too.
âThere might be something to learn from it.â Â Same tried again only to meet the same response.
âHalf of it is porn.â Â Alt Dean said with an bored expression.
Dean barked out a laugh. Â âNice!â Â That time, he reached for it. Â He wasnât slapped.
Noticing, Sam made an indignant whining sound. Â âWhat so he can read it?â
Shrugging, alt Dean tucked his hands behind his head and leaned back. Â âIf youâre anything like this universeâs Sam, then you donât want to read it.â Â He suddenly jolted forward to tap the edge of the papers Dean was holding, grabbing his attention. Â â5 entire chapters in the Book of the Angel Michael are girl on girl, angelic-kinky sex.â
âAwesome.â Â Dean flipped through the pages a little, trying to find that.
Sam shook his head. Â âAnyway.â Â He shook his head some more, like he was trying to dislodge water from his ear. Â âYeah, anyway, speaking of your universeâs Sam, where is he?â
âI donât know.â  Alt Dean pressed his lips together before continuing.  âHeâs out there somewhere.  Sometimes I hear the angels talk about him, well they talk about âthe younger Winchester vesselâ, but thatâs all I get.â
âYou hear the angels?â Â Sam leaned in again. Â
Alt Dean nodded.  âThis,â he made a sweeping gesture to his body, âis Enochian magic.  I got upgraded.â  He played with the pages of the book closest to him on the table.  With his other hand, he tapped a finger to his temple.  âGot angel radio.  Thatâs how I keep a record of events.â
âAh.â Â Sam nodded along. Â He opened his mouth to say something else, but then closed it. Â He did it twice before alt Dean stepped in.
âYouâre safe, safer than me. Â What kind of brother would I be if I didnât ensure that?â Â He twiddled his fingers like he was lying.
At that, Dean let his hands go lack onto the table with the papers in them. Â âSo, where is he?â
âWell, a while back we had this great idea of being possessed by something else. Â You know? Â It would be a lot harder for Michael or Lucifer to possess us if we were already possessed.â Â Alt Dean slid his eyes away.
Deanâs voice was harsher this time. Â âSo, where is he?â
Alt Dean remained silent, not looking at them.
âLemme rephrase this for you,â Dean hummed, more for dramatic affect than anything else, âwhoâs parading around in my little brother?â
Alt Deanâs face looked even more pitiful because it was so young. Â He looked like a kicked puppy when he finally squared his jaw and stared Dean back in the eyes. Â âIt was his idea. Â Admittedly, he had planned on it being me, but... anyway... heâs possessed by Oberon.â
Silence passed between them.
Dean blinked a few times.  âLike, âKing of the Fairiesâ Oberon?â
Alt Dean nodded.
âDamn it, Sam!  I told you not to mess with the fairies.â  Dean glared at his brother.  Worse than anything else, Sam looked like he had been expecting that answer.  âWait,â Dean held up a hand to Sam, âdid you think that up too?  Some plan, Sam.â
âWell, obviously, I didnât actually go through with it!â Â Sam protested. Â With that, the floodgate for Samâs questions was opened. Â âHow did it work? Â When did you do this? Â How long has he been possessed? Â Did he get tricked? Â What was-â
âWoah, woah.â Â Dean clapped a hand onto Samâs shoulder.
Alt Dean looked relieved. Â It mustâve been a long time since heâd dealt with his own Sam. Â This must be like torture for him; it would be to Dean.
âFine.â Â Sam ran a hand through his hair, collecting his thoughts and composure. Â âOne question then.â
âShoot,â both Deans said at once.
Sam nodded, like he was encouraging himself to ask his question.  âI know that my Dean,â he gestured like they werenât all entirely sure which Dean he was talking about, âwouldnât just hand me over to be possessed.  Heâd be the one possessed; thatâs just how he thinks.â  He paused.  âSo, how is it that youâre not the possessed one?â
Taking a steadying breath, alt Dean stared at the table. Â âHe tried. Â Oberon tried to possess me. Â Letâs just...â He looked back up, clenching his jaw for a second. Â âLetâs just say that I have consent issues.â
At that second, alt Cas returned. Â He looked cleaner, but Dean was pretty sure that he hadnât been washing up. Â Here, Castiel was still powered up by angel juice and could just poof away grime.
Dean turned back to alt Dean. Â He wanted to see if he could pull anything more from him about this Oberon thing; it might be important to them some day. Â He wasnât sure what all he was supposed to be doing in this universe, but maybe heâd have to meet Oberon-Sam at some point. Â Heâd really like to be prepared for that.
But, it wasnât going to happen.  Alt Deanâs attention was completely stolen by alt Casâ return.  Almost under his breath, he mumbled, â... and something else is in my head.â
Hoping that Sam hadnât heard that, Dean flicked his gaze toward his brother by the corner of his eye. Â Unfortunately, Sam had caught the last bit; he was sitting their with his mouth moving over the words silently, his brain busy trying to give them meaning.
Dean knew what his alternate self meant immediately though. Â He probably wouldnât have if heâd met him 4 days ago, if heâd met him before Castiel - his Castiel, not his-universeâs Castiel, HIS Castiel - had... had bit it. Â
He was painfully aware of the emptiness in his head. Â Heâd never given the profound-bond-thing much credit, but he was left so alone. Â He always felt like heâd forgotten something, like heâd left something at home but couldnât quite determine what it was. Â It was Cas, his Cas.
That was how he knew that alternate Cas would lead them to the alternate Dean, because Dean couldnât imagine a universe where they didnât go together.
Dean was lost in his head when the bunkerâs sigils began to glow. Â He was lost in that ever-present loneliness.
There were muffled yells; they sounded like they were far away or screaming through pillows.
âDean Winchester, do you want that loneliness to go away? Â You donât have to be lonely anymore.â
A tear leaked from the corner of his eye.  The muffled yells were drowned out by a ringing in his ears.  He couldnât take it anymore.  Dean whispered, âYes.â
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