guys maybe you should. call monty because jimmy is #onfire
THE PROFESSOR MONTY CORNDOG HAS ARRIVED. OR well…will arrive to their side very soon. My Uber driver is late and I have been banned from public roads for drinking and driving. Apparently it’s still drinking and driving even if it’s just radioactive green goo. :^( I did try to explain this but then they confiscated my slime. America is a broken country!
Government if you are reading this tumblr blog… eat butt,as the teenagers like to say ☝️
Yours sincerely ;^)
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