#nycfax

New Yorkers are not mean ppl. Tourists that don't know NYC etiquette make New Yorkers mean.. If there's someone in front of you walking the same speed and then that person suddenly stops to read something on their phone, then it's okay to knock them on their face. So fucking annoying.. keep moving with the traffic or get trampled! #nycfax 😬 #nyc #nycfacts #nycetiquette #nyccrimes #tourists #trampled #EscobarSeason #UndercoverLatino #LatinoSecreto #SarcasticArepa #ArepaSarcastica #ColombianWhiteboy #ChicoBlancoColombiano #funny #jokes #comedy #comedian #Gracioso #Chistoso #Chistes #Comedia #cómico #hijueputa #standupcomedy #standupcomedian #ComedyInSpanish #ComediaEnEspañol #Comediante #TheWhiteGiant #ElGiganteBlanco https://www.instagram.com/p/BzLpws2A1ju/?igshid=1r9hxosc1sn3k

"While riding in an elevator, one must talk to no one, and fold his or her hands while looking toward the door." A New York law that I just learned about today. The elevator was invented in 1857... 😹 I know we have all broken this law at least once a day. I know I sure do everyday at work. #wtfNYC #nycfax #EscobarSeason #UndercoverLatino #LatinoSecreto #SarcasticArepa #ArepaSarcastica #ColombianWhiteboy #ChicoBlancoColombiano #funny #jokes #comedy #comedian #Gracioso #Chistoso #Chistes #Comedia #cómico #hijueputa #standupcomedy #standupcomedian #ComedyInSpanish #ComediaEnEspañol #Comediante #TheWhiteGiant #ElGiganteBlanco https://www.instagram.com/p/By-q41pgik8/?igshid=8cxxnpprrigr