B: Okay, that was so much better than the ice cream and the vodka combined.
C: Well, we had to work off all those calories, didn't we?
C: I've been trying to play nicely but, every time I go to send her a message, her blog is full of annoying shit like, "Fuck, my life is magnificent!"
B: Yeah, it must suck to have somebody talking about someone else when you want them to pay attention to you.
C: Look, I know we're all supposed to be smiling and embracing the holiday spirit, but every carol and every goddamn berry on the mistletoe is just another reminder that she doesn't love me!
B: I thought you said you were going to leave them be. You told me you were 'over all the drama.'
C: Yeah, well, I lie. You can't say I didn't warn you.
C: Aren't you gonna talk to me, beautiful?
B: Depends. Are you here because you miss me, or because you're mad at her?
C: Westley and his Prince Charming have been nauseating everyone since the dawn of time, Cameron and Rydel are like those teenagers who won't hang up first and go "No, you" for freaking five hours straight, and what do I have?
C: I don't understand why you want this so bad. Ry thought she could weather the shitstorm and look what happened.
B: Yeah, I know. But I'm not her. And - I know you're gonna be pissed when I say this - you're not Cam. If you could just let us be us instead of Not Them, maybe this all wouldn't be so hard.
C: Don't you ever get tired of this crap? I would. Why waste all the energy?
B: Because you're not a waste, Candy. And you're not bad news like you think. 'Cause the people who are really bad don't know they are; they lie to themselves and pretend like they're good. So I was a rebound and you used me to get through stuff. There's always gotta be a first when somebody starts trying to move on. That doesn't mean we've gotta be something less, something that doesn't count as much. I'm just saying, if you ever decide you want to start something different for real, I'll still be here.
C: I've been thinking I may want to take you up on that offer, if the spot's still open. Maybe we could spend a night out sometime?
B: Yeah, we could try that. I'll be on the front steps at 7.