#numerous tiny jesuses

OH MY GOD THE FUCKING TRUTH REVEALED

SAFFRON SCENTS WAFTING unlocks the power of swift travel, taking the wielder from whatever danger she faces to where Fate needs her most; unless, of course, Fate needs her in danger at that moment. CERULEAN SMILES UNFURLING is insidious, inspiring unpredictable emotions in the wielder and her companions. MULTITUDINOUS SEAS INCARNADINE transforms the box into a weapon the Vessel judges most appropriate to the situation at hand, locking all other Evocations until violence ceases to be the answer. VIRIDIAN HARLEQUIN LAUGHTER renders truth unspeakable in the Vessel’s presence, so anyone who tries will speak a lie of its own choosing. AMARANTHINE SEVERANCE SCRIPTURE renders Charms and sorcery unpredictable in its presence, distorted according to Fate’s needs. PEARLESCENT DREAMS UNFOLDING unleashes a minor miracle of the Wyld, vulnerable to daylight or iron or Exalted integrity. The final Evocation, LIKE THE FIRST MORNING, calls forth an army of golden spirits, ready to do whatever their wielder commands -- so long as they deem it worthy.

my,,,,, my father, how can you speak these words? everything i though i knew was a lie, heresy of the highest order. truly, this is desolation, the long dark night of the soul

BUT IF YOU KEEP THEM IN YOUR POCKET THEYLL JUST ACCIDENTALLY SQUISH AND WHEN YOU GET UP OR WALK YOULL JUST HEAR THIS TINY GREGORIAN CHANT OF THE MIDDLE OF THE LORDS PRAYER

oh mygOD THEY COME IN A SERIES YOU HAVE TO SQUEAK THEM ONE AFTER ANOTHER TO GET THE WHOLE PRAYER

FATHERS FORGIVE THEM THEY KNOW NOT WHAT THEY DO, TINILY

FUCK