Happy 21st Birthday to @slimbutnotthicksimon ! We're all a Simon: some days we feel cute, other days we don't feel as cute but we know we still cute. This booty poppin' diva went from looking like Yu-Gi-Oh to handsome squidward, yet all those face plants to the floor haven't disfigurated your okay face. Your son has quite the legacy to live up to! Surprisingly enough your heart is bigger than your dome, which seems a little surreal jk hahahaha. Even though you keep others at arm's length, you still care for people and demonstrate it by being the clown you are to lift people's spirits. Muchas felicidades cabezón ! #Number31 #LeFuckboi #DogLineage #WillHisRealSonPleaseStandUp #MissNewBooty #LightingGotHimFeelingLikeHeWentFromA2ToA4