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Krachmacher – Noisemaker

Der, der Krach macht, nennt sich Krachmacher. He, who makes noise, is called noisemaker.

During your journey through the Novesian fairy tale landscape, you might see a graffiti here and there that says “Polizeistaat”, at first you might marvel what it means, what it stands for, wether it is just a clever tag. Translated it simply means “police state”, according to Thomas Jefferson that would be a nation in which only the authority has the right to bear arms. But if you keep looking…

Am 9.9.2016 war es wieder einmal soweit, der Meerbuscher Vogt entsand’ seine Schergen gehn Neuss, um Geld für die neue Porsche Flotte einzutreiben. Geschwind waren die Verkehrszeichen geändert um unbedachte Neusser in die Falle zu locken. Geschwind ward’ jeder Ahnungslose, der vorbeifuhr, vom Ross gerissen und, mit der Räuberpistole am Halfter, zur Zahlung des Wegezolls gepresst. Wie lange mag…

All is nothing but reflections of dark and light.

What is real? Everything!

You get an advertisement agency to fix all your problems.

In the great city of Nasaga, in the fairytale lands of Germania, the company called Franz Knuffmann did just that, the results speak for themselves one might say.

They got a terrible agency to advertise their shops, the streets of the town ended up littered with empty cans. Apparently some young girls, full of themselves and having the greatest ideas of all, decided it would be fine to distribute trash amongst the startled pedestrians in the town centre, albeit trash with the Franz Knuffmann Logo on it, however they did maybe not think it trough properly, since it seems most of the people who got a can shoved into their hands just dropped them where they stood.

Analyzing these events one can only come to a few conclusions,

the first being that Franz Knuffmann is clueless, doesn’t care about the environment or prettiness of the town they operate in, doesn’t care about customers;

the second being that the advertisement agency hired by Franz Knuffmann were a bunch of fuckwits without foresight or ideas, without any respect whatsoever for other people and should never be hired again;

the third being that the inhabitants of Nasaga are filth loving, however in their defense we must say they tried to stuff some of these cans into the designated waste bins and not all were just thrown around, however these trash cans were loaded to the brim already since the last mayor of our town, Herbert Napp, completely destroyed the utility services, their managers awaiting trial now, most council workers fired, one wonders how the few remains of the Grünflächenamt and others cope with the workload, they do not obviously.

As a conclusion Orphitecktion Labs proposes sanctions against Franz Knuffmann and their Ad Agency and the hiring or rather re-hiring of more personnel for the council services. Maybe also a campaign to teach all those filth loving people who don’t bother and just throw trash around not to do it anymore, if necessary by using council rights and handing out fines, not just tiny joke fines, but proper fines Singapore Style.