Ain't No Mountain (4620 words) by Snickfic Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Supernatural Rating: Mature Warnings: Author Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Castiel/Claire Novak, Castiel & Claire Novak Characters: Claire Novak, Castiel Additional Tags: Dubious Consent, Post-Episode: s08e23 Sacrifice, Fallen Castiel, Unsafe Sex, Pseudo-Incest Summary:

This time, Castiel's the one sitting still, and Claire's the one blowing into his life with gale force.

6. Idea that you always wanted to write but could never make work?

god I can't even think of how many fics I've considered but not done. that's mostly just failure to produce though? like, the wips I have I mostly know where they're going, I just don't work on them because I suck. even the verses I really want to write about take me literal years to complete things for so the less-invasive ideas just float on away

and actually I feel like if I ever sat down to write one of those pwps that I'm always jabbering about that I would have a really hard time of it (heh heh heh) because I've only actually written sex scenes a handful of times and all of them were like pulling teeth to choreograph??? plus I lapse into cliché a lot more often with porn, that is what comes of reading so many mediocre kinkmeme fills so :/

(other people should write things for me is the message here)

12. What WIPs do you have going now? Are you excited about them?

I'm pretty sure cambionverse has at least ten fics that are currently in progress, which is partly because we're rewriting existing fics to fit our later headcanons and partly just because liz and I have no self-control. I'M SUPER EXCITED FOR ENVESSELED AND I'M HOPING IT WILL MAKE AT LEAST SOME OF YOU CRY

the other thing I have been writing on and off for the past year or so is the second episode of novakcest, in which the twins return to pontiac and meet a woman in white. sneak peek:

"I heard just this morning you were back," Sheriff Mills says. "Honestly, though, I didn't believe it. Didn't think Pontiac was ever gonna see your face again." Her gaze flicks behind him. "As it were.”

You and me both, thinks Jacob. "Jimmy came got me," he says.

The look she gives him at that is a little too shrewd for his liking, but all she says is, "He around?"

"Sure, yeah," he says. This is giving him deja vu. "Jimmy! It's for you!" he yells to the house at large. Too late he realizes that this, minus a metric ton of teenage resentment, is exactly what used to happen any time Amelia came over. God, he can't even answer the door without fucking something up. "Come in," he mutters, and watches to see her cross the salt line before going to flush Jimmy out.

8. Favorite plot point/chapter/moment?

the best idea I've ever had while writing remains the fire kiss in Cambion YOU KNOW THE ONE

10. Favorite line or lines of dialogue that you've written

oh my god too many to count, dialogue is my favorite thing (as well you know)

here is some ben/jesse flirting from Only Human:

"Some doctor you are," Ben grumbles, but he's pleased to see Jesse approach him again with no hint of awkwardness. "You don't even give out lollipops."

"Only the good kids get lollipops," Jesse answers, and when he looks down Ben sees him hiding a smile behind those long bangs.

and some more

"Well, if it's proof you need," Jesse says, and holds up a handful of flames. He raises an eyebrow. "Walking and talking, baby."

and claire giving dean the smackdown

Claire sheaths her knife, looking like she'd be just as happy to unsheath it again. "Oh, I'm sorry, are we not accepting help from supernatural entities now? Be sure to let Castiel know, I hear he's gotten fond of you."

ALSO THIS INSINUATION HAHAHA

"Sam anticipated your request," Castiel says in his usual gravelly voice, holding out a whiskey bottle filled with something that is definitely not whiskey. His hair is rumpled. "He also wishes me to pass on a message."

"One ounce per person, yeah, Cas, I got it," Dean says, hefting the bottle.

"No," Castiel says, "he said: 'consider this a sock on the door.'"

There is a very long pause.

okay I'm gonna leave it at that but the point is, I'm hilarious and everyone should really like me

16. 3 favorite comments ever received on fanfic.

ALL OF THE COMMENTS ON MY NOVAKCEST POSTS ARE GOLD BUT ESPECIALLY ONES FROM THIS COMIC I MADE AND THE AUDIENCE PARTICIPATION ON MY TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT NOVAKTERPRETATIONS. I miss novakcest's LJ heyday oh jesus was that really 2011 where do the years go

HAHAHAHA I THINK WE CAN ALL AGREE THAT I AM THE WORST AT TUMBLR. dear followers, my love for you is like an exultation of migratory birds that invades your dash every few weeks with great fluttering enthusiasm and coos about coffeeshops and poops on your statuary. THE BEST KIND OF LOVE Y/Y

OH NO THE AU WHERE NO ONE IS RELATED?? the au where no one is related so they pretend to be related. the au where they roleplay incest kink because they're uncanny doppelgangers. I'm so here for this. THE AIS OMFG YES

tentacledog replied to your post “18 18 18 18 18 oh wait novakcest is incest in canon 8D”

'ESPECIALLY THE ROBOTS ONE' CALLY why r u so great

I'm realizing belatedly that in fact novakcest has a canon episode where they meet a doppelganger and the shifter is not, technically speaking, related to them, but that train of thought has been overridden by ROBOVAKS HOW MUCH DO I NEED THEM

SO MUCH!!!!!!!

but wait. wait wait wait guys. what if this is a pygmalion/galatea situation, what if jacob is a mad robot scientist who chooses to make his robotic companion LOOK EXACTLY LIKE HIMSELF omfg jacob r u kidding me, even jimmy gives him the side-eye once he wakes up. jacob is like "this is in case you need to go incognito as me" and jimmy is like "I have lasers in my eyeballs why on earth would I want to pretend to be a fleshy meatsack like yourself" and jacob is like "don't you sass me, I can turn you off anytime I want" and then crawls into jimmy's lap and whispers "I can also turn you on anytime you want" and jimmy is like ERROR : TERRIBLE PICKUP LINE but it totally works anyway.

"if you ever go darkside and try to exterminate humanity and I have to deconstruct you for your own good," jacob promises at one point, "I will send your head to the moon."

YOU THINK THIS IS A FUCKING GAME

no but you don’t understand how much time I spent convincing myself not to make jacob references during that conversation. what if claire never knew she had an uncle. what if jacob has his own protective enochian in tattoos even more impressive than her scars because goddammit he knows what happened to his brother. what if claire hands him a knife and says "break them." what if jacob takes it, because she's jimmy's daughter.

BUT JESSE CONJURING A SECOND JIMMY FROM THIN AIR, COMPLETE WITH SOUL JUST TO PREVENT CLAIRE FROM HAVING TO SAY YES AGAIN

in short I hate you.