Titles
Elijah: Daddy is the King! And Mommy is the... wait - what do you call that?
Caleb (shouting, excited): THE MAID!
Me: (smoke coming out of ears, eyes bulging) WHAT??!!
Aaron (laughing maniacally): No, you guys, no, no, she's (hahahahah) not the Maid!! She's the Queen!








