#notlegit

So blue and enchanting was this dye that he named it “Sacred Blue” but they discovered that the actually pigment in the end was toxic. Not very, but it would in high dozes be diuretic and laxative.

Of course, no one wants the shits from their blanket. But, the soon starting 100 year war would see another use for the dye, as a sort of... psychological warfare against the french. Thomas was commissioned by the English to engage with trade with the French in order to have their radiantly blue uniforms slowly and annoyingly poison them, keeping their armies sick.

Later on, this was all revealed from the french and the term “sacred blue” was quickly adapted as an exclamation of disgusting. Of course, it was changed to fit with how French works.

I was talking to some random person (Ima call him Steve) who called another random person (let’s go with Bob this time, I haven’t had a Bob in awhile) a chicken. I looked Steve right in the eye and said, “Chicken, huh? That’s some fowl play right there.“ He didn’t get it. So I said “Foul play. Chicken.” *silence* Finally I explained what a fowl is, and he just shook his head and walked away. What happened to bird puns? Seriously. And Happy Early Thanksgiving ppl (that’s to my followers, all -3 of ya) Heyy why didn’t the pilgrims tell secrets in corn fields?

Aries: Love and Sunshine

Taurus: Cucumber Melon

Gemini: White Citrus

Cancer: Sea Island Cotton

Leo: Sweet Pea

Virgo: Juniper Breeze

Libra: Endless Weekend

Scorpio: Forever Red

Sagittarius: Cashmere Glow

Capricorn: Velvet Sugar

Aquarius: Mad About You