#nothing works.

need someone to shotgun weed 4 me.. hold my jaw, blow the smoke into my mouth, show me how it’s done, like a man. i can’t get high enough on my own so someone’s gotta take matters into their own hands and lend me a paw here

My head hurts so much

Does this ever end?

I’d be so much sexier if I wasn’t cursed with this constant tension plaguing my entire body

Since I'm the vestigeal remains of my mother—ovum, corpus luteum, blood et al., do you think she feels the ache in my chest when I do?