Oct 4, 2019
Today on I actually say weirder things in real life than on the internet
Me to my roommates about an hour ago:
I have a theory— the Piano Man is a pigeon
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Today on I actually say weirder things in real life than on the internet
Me to my roommates about an hour ago:
I have a theory— the Piano Man is a pigeon
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