#notesfromsoccerpractice

Please remember that while not specifically mentioned as part of the team uniform, all players must wear shorts or pants or other appropriate lower-body clothing at all times while at practice, as in most other places in polite society. 

Also, some of your children should probably be spending more time practicing their passing skills and less time pretending to be lawyers. 

Thank you,

When sending snacks with your children, please remember that we are trying to encourage HEALTHY behaviors.

When I said that orange slices would be wonderful I meant the FRUIT, not these sugar jelly IMPOSTERS. I have of course disposed of the unsuitable snack and today the children enjoyed some nice fresh celery instead.

Thank you for your understanding and cooperation.

Please be sure to pick up your children on time. Early is even better. 

I understand that some of you may be rather “passionate” about “jogging”, but if taking a “quick detour” means your children are waiting alone and untended after practice, I may be forced to turn them over to someone more responsible. 

Thank you for understanding,

Due to a recent incident, I am forced to remind all parents that children must be told that we do NOT BITE EACH OTHER. Soccer practice is not an appropriate time to be chewing on each other, no matter what your home life is like. 

Thank you,