[5:30:39 PM] Mod Sieg (Vanessa): You've never seen that meme?

[5:31:04 PM] P.T.: Guess not. Of course that's not a real name anyway.

[5:31:22 PM] P.T.: Like, with HeartGold I named him "Harold", because it sounds kind of like 'heart' and 'gold' mixed together.

[5:36:57 PM] P.T.: Ok I don't mean to get all tumblr here, but I was a little bothered by how Caucasian the trainer was during the Sun/Moon demo. He just stuck out like a sore thumb. Especially since he didn't match his mom.

[5:37:20 PM] Mod Sieg (Vanessa): I made a joke when I turned on the game that my dad must have been the whitest mother fucker in existance

[5:40:07 PM] P.T.: Your dad is Professor Oak. He's the father of every Pokémon protagonist except for Gen 3.

[5:40:19 PM] P.T.: Or maybe including Gen 3, I don't know Norman's sex life.

[5:42:25 PM] Mod Sieg (Vanessa): Man Professor Oak ain't white Pfft

[5:43:11 PM] P.T.: Maybe it's just a tan.

[5:43:50 PM] Mod Sieg (Vanessa): The fuck he getting a tan in Kanto

[5:45:13 PM] P.T.: I don't know they have a tropical island there. So Mom tells me to let the professor in, but as soon as I get near the door, he just walks in on his own. He's not even wearing a shirt. What a rude guest.

[5:52:13 PM] Mod Sieg (Vanessa): RIGHT

[5:52:18 PM] Mod Sieg (Vanessa): I was like 'Mother fucker'

[5:53:12 PM] P.T.: I bet he is one too. I saw the way Mom talked about him.

[5:53:42 PM] Mod Sieg (Vanessa): Don't you be banging my mom, professor

[5:54:17 PM] P.T.: "Eh what happens in Alola stays in Alola, cousin"

[5:57:37 PM] Mod Sieg (Vanessa): 'STOP CALLING ME COUSIN'

[5:58:45 PM] P.T.: 'YOU'RE GIVING ME WEIRD PSEUDO-INCEST VIBES I DON'T LIKE IT'

[5:59:59 PM] Mod Sieg (Vanessa): 'REFRAIN'

[6:00:02 PM] Mod Sieg (Vanessa): 'STRANGER DANGER'

[6:00:59 PM] P.T.: And thus Monty and What's-Their-Face's Grand Pokémon adventure began

[6:03:41 PM] Mod Sieg (Vanessa): I always name my girl Salem

[6:04:07 PM] P.T.: And thus Monty and Salem's Grand Pokémon adventure began

[6:04:29 PM] P.T.: Sounds like a RWBY insert crossover fic.

[6:05:48 PM] P.T.: Now I need to name my cat Pokémon.

[6:09:12 PM] Mod Sieg (Vanessa): Omg it does

[6:09:17 PM] Mod Sieg (Vanessa): I named my seal Sherbert

[6:10:12 PM] P.T.: Somewhere a Vanillite is crying. I named my cat Lynx. Because that's the name of a cat guy in this one other game.

[6:11:35 PM] Mod Sieg (Vanessa): I'm naming them all after ice cream

[6:15:16 PM] P.T.: "Ugh why do I play Pokémon when I get hungry"

[6:15:32 PM] P.T.: I gave Hau chicken skin. I bet the trainer's like "what the heck is a chicken".

[6:49:10 PM] P.T.: I'm on the third day of the game. Mom seems to have realized the professor will just let himself in at this point.

[6:49:45 PM] Mod Sieg (Vanessa): Fucking professor

[6:50:15 PM] P.T.: But nah it was the shy girl.

[6:50:22 PM] Mod Sieg (Vanessa): Lillie?

[6:50:30 PM] Mod Sieg (Vanessa): Aka my only white friend on this island

[6:52:34 PM] P.T.: "OMG Salem you can't just ask girls why they're white!"

[6:53:32 PM] Mod Sieg (Vanessa): 'I'M WHITE'

[6:56:52 PM] P.T.: I am pretty excited to be playing this though, I'm getting memories of Black 1, which was my personal favorite generation. I'm told this game goes for a more story-based approach like that one.