#notcasdoingcatstuff

I don't think I have mastered this whole "flirting" concept yet...

But guys, I promise, I have been doing so much work lately. 

this is my life story. 

Not because they contain tiny humanoids inside of them, but because when I was younger I had an intense fear that my bellybutton was going to come unravelled and all my internal organs were going to become external. I don't trust pregnant stomaches to keep the bellybutton hole locked 

If you don't think this is the most well executed pun then we can't be friends. 

Even though I haven't started Hannibal yet, this is the song I think of whenever I see a Gif of the show. 

if you don't think Felicia Day is the most beautiful woman in the world then I have to apologize, because you are wrong.