Me, idly thinking out loud, half way through season 4 of Puppet History: I think I have a crush on the Professor.
My partner, immediately, casually and without looking up from his phone, as if I hadn't said something insane: I know 🤷♂️
Me, after watching the final episode of season 4: My beloved! 😭
My partner: *Tries to buy me @wearewatcher merch, but can't, because USPS decided Australia no longer exists*












