Bad Behavior, Boyfriend/Girlfriend, Cambridge, England, home, Proposal, Silly, UK| Romantic | March 5, 2018
(I am female in my late 20s. This has been the worse fortnight of my life so far; I was made redundant at work, I fell out with a very close friend over something really stupid, and someone rear-ended me. My period has also started, making everything a lot worse, as I get extremely hormonal during this time. Now, my glasses have broken. I emotionally break down, and cry at my boyfriend.)
Me: *whilst sobbing* âI have no friends, no vision, no car, and no money to sort out two of those problems! AND IâM BLEEDING EVERYWHERE!â
Boyfriend: âShall I go get some cake?â
Me: *stops wailing, but still sniffing* âCake?â
Boyfriend: âYeah, letâs go to [My Favourite Cake Place].â
Me: *sniffing* âReally?â
Boyfriend: âReally, really.â
(He goes on the cake trip. He comes back sooner than Iâd expect, and hands me the bag, which is too light to have cake in it. I open it up and find a ring box with a ring in it.)
Boyfriend: âWill yoââ
Me: *truly distressed* âWhereâs the cake?!â
Boyfriend: âI⊠Erm.â
Me: âYou said there would be cake!â
Boyfriend: âOkay⊠Youâre irrationallyââ
Me: *irrationally upset* âI am not irrationally upset! You promised cake! Instead, I get a ring that I canât even see properly, because I have no vision! How could you betray me like this?!â *ugly, hysterical sobbing*
(He did go get me cake. And I did apologise to him over being overly emotional and dramatic. Surprisingly, he still wanted to marry me after that, so I said yes.)
I probably shouldnât be laughing this hard, but I would also be wanting to know WHERE IS THE FUCKING CAKE, YOU PROMISED CAKE, WHERE.














