#not stats

But instead it’s being marketed for what I would argue is it’s worst skill. Like taking out the ethics of just plagiarism from the learning on creative writing and art, like it’s objectively never going to be interesting. It can replicate, or combine human ideas but it’s not a sentiment thing, just a very powerful predictor. It will never draw on unique experiences, it can never actually generate a truly original concept or technique it hasn’t gotten from somewhere else. Which is fine for the equivalent of shovelware tv but there can be no real innovation by it. It cannot progress and learn the way we do and make moving art.

I made her Circle of the Shepherd over Circle of Stars because I think the abilities Shepherd gives fits her more thematically this season. Pearl was known for Padllama Co. and all her pets! I think it makes more sense that she would be able to summon fey creatures, rather than just cosmic-themed abilities.

its like a vocal stim for him lmao, and i havent even gotten to the most egregious episode yet... (part 4)

I'm Nox (they/them) of @noxcorvorum bringing you strange and interesting statistics from our beloved eldritch podcast.

I'm planning to post for each episode with its statistics as well as posts for stat averages per season and overall.

Requests for new stats in specific episodes are welcome!

The current list of stats being tracked is:

Arthur, John, and Other "Jesus" counters

Arthur and John saying each other's names

You Call It Madness and Faroe's Song counters

Arthur falling from height

Arthur bleeding heavily/bleeding out

Arthur, John, and Other swear counters

Miles to go before they sleep

Arthur's killcount

And some goofier ones (these may not be present in every post):

"Your other [direction]" counter

cans of peaches

someone introducing themselves as a friend counter

episodes from Arthur's pov

Arthur calling someone a good boy counter

Kayne giving people nicknames

Stats suggested by yall:

calling each other "friend" (from @mysoulspiralbound)

fights (from @mintisbored)

saying they love each other (from @if-loki-was-a-fox)

eating an elephant counter (from @i-live-with-three-stray-cats)

List of tags:

#malevolent stats

#not stats

#nox talks

#malevolent

#malevolent podcast

#arthur lester

#john doe malevolent

#stat suggestion

each episode post will be tagged with its number (malevolent 1, malevolent 25, etc) or name (malevolent intermezzo, malevolent coda, etc)

thank you 🫡 dw john says arthur's name an EGREGIOUS amount of times in upcoming episodes, hes not stopping anytime soon