#not really but...really

I really am tempted to list a series of increasingly dramatic lies.

I can’t swim.

When vine shut down, a piece of my soul died.

My gym teacher used to regularly ask, “Russ, you’re...you’re not participating today, are you?” - it took some time to break his spirit, but I eventually got through to him.

I am grateful that my sense of humor is generally inaccessible, I don’t care if you people like me, it won’t make a difference if you don’t.