Playing twenty questions ... (What the tennis team is REALLY all about)
Linsey: ok, ready- ...
Shaunya: -IS IT FRIENDSHIP?!?!?
Linsey: No!
Jade: man made?
Linsey: no
Me: Featured on television somewhere?
Linsey: Yes!
Alia: is it lethal?
Linsey: what do you mean?
Alia: like ... Could you bludgeon someone to death with it?
Everyone: ... Uhhh ...
....
(Many questions later)
....
Linsey: ok here's a hint, it's a pop culture reference, and it's hella scary ...
Shaunya: ....
Me: ....
Jade: ....
Alia: ....
Me: .... Is it Paris Hilton?
*bus lurches as driver almost dies of laughter, along with half the team*














