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Do you know the feeling of wanting to hug your splatoon oc one moment and then wanting to drown them the next second. Yeah. That's me rn.

#APD my beloved #aze and Purity get a hug #not Doomsday #they drown #but also can't since sea dragon #lmao #who wants to listen to this????#I'm bored and I wanna yap with someone #azuria's thought dump #splatoon oc

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Honk if you can read this.

This is not the time for me to expose my religious beliefs. I'd prefer my curmudgeonly comportment to be perceived as unbiased and unencumbered by spiritual constraints.

I am an equal-opportunity, non-denominational malcontent. At least in public.

That said, this rapture thing is wonderful; it exposes the ignorance of the believer and atheist alike. First, there is as much proof that any given day will be the rapture as there is it won't. Second, raise your hand if you even know what the rapture is. (Now, I know the readers of this blog will have their hands in the air, reaching towards the heavens, but that's because you're smarter than the average bear. Because, you know, you read my blog. And bears are, well, bears.)

If you believe that the rapture is today, and it's after today, don't fret: your prediction was correct. Jesus just doesn't love you.

#rapture #raptor #not doomsday #the apocalypse is something else