The bar for whats considered romantic is so low but only for fantube. Test Tube and a woman will literally carve their love for eachother into the stars in heaven and cradle one anothers souls in hell and it will still be considered less romantic than Test Tube and Fan who blushed a little when they looked at each other
nono… this makes sense… this confession isn’t confusing…
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obligatory this-isnt-canon-to-iicc-lore mention. Most of iicc-lings don’t know of Fan & Test Tube’s existence + none of them realize they are. Well. Characters. Thank you.
Welcome… Guys, gals, & non-binary pals…
Ladies, gentlemen, & other fancy folk…
Boys, girls, &… Not boys or girls…
Welcome…
TO THE FIRST EVER CONFUSION CEREMONY!!!!!!!!!!
🖌️🟤: This ceremony is meant to highlight, & celebrate all of the confusion that was spread all across this very blog!
& what’s a celebration without some VOTINGGGGG? Ay? Ay? Amirite or amirite?
…
🪭🍼: This sucks.
🍏🔍: Wh- FAN!
🪭🍼: What? I’m just saying that this SUCKS, am I not allowed to have a fucking opinion?
🍏🔍: Well this is different, it’s a special occasion surrounding US, & that includes YOU.
So if you aren’t going to say anything nice, then don’t say it, okay?
🪭🍼: Shit man, can’t I-
🍏🔍: SHHH!
🪭🍼: …But-
🍏🔍: SHUSH!
🪭🍼: BU-
🐈◻️: SHHHHH.
🪭🍼: LET ME-
🐦⬛🍒: shhh…
🪭🍼: YOU ARENT-
🪩🛼: SHHHLALALALALALA
🪭🍼: THATS NOT-
🧪🩶: SHUSHING SOUNDSSSS!!!!
🟡: HUSH! HUSH! HUSH!
🐈◻️: SHHHHH.
🪴🟥: Quiettt, quietttttt
🍏🔍: SHUSHUSHUSHUSHUSH!!!
🐦⬛🍒: shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
🪩🛼: LAAAAAALALALALALAAAALOOOOLALEEEEEEEELUUUUU
🪭🍼: …
🪭🍼: …*sighhhh*
🧪🩶: Ugh- Sorry about all of that Paintball…
🖌️🟤: It’s no biggie, he’s probably just grumpy… You know how kids are!
🪭🍼: I’m not grumpy, I’m upset.
🖌️🟤: But that’s the same thing?
🪭🍼: No it isn’t.
🖌️🟤: Anyways! I wanted to make this ceremony because I wanted to celebrate our 1 year anniversary!
& I thought the best way to do so was to do some voting!
Not just because it’s a pretty big staple for object shows… besides the objects…
But also because it’s fun! It’s like we’re bonding together!
But unfortunately, not everything was sunshine & rainbows this year…
So before this ceremony starts, let’s all have a moment of silence for the confessionlings that have been deactivated this year.
youtube.com/watch?v=yJNiN1mpoDw
They were all such wonderful & confessionlings who brought so much joy to the osc. Some were evil, some were freaky, some were religious & some were cheesy, but they all brought a smile to everyone’s face on their lowest days. They will all be missed dearly…
Now… with that out of the way, Im now going to show you the first award I’ll be giving out!
& that award issss
🥁
The Favourite Saga Award!
This award will be given to the saga who got the most votes on the confusion-ceremony google form!
Speaking of votes…
We got a total of 46 votes!!!
That’s enough voters to make a really long conga line!
If you win, then you get a shiny trophyyyyyyy!!!
Well… Every winner gets a trophy, one trophy for each category!
There were 12 sagas that the voters could vote for… Let’s go over them shall we?
We have Paintball’s Pun Saga, the first saga on this blog, being represented by… Me, Paintball, obviously!
Then we have the Cabbycution Saga, being represented by Cabbycuted!
🗄️🪓: Salutations!
🖌️🟤: Next we have the BIkey WOKEvert Saga being represented by none other than BIkey WOKEvert himself!
⚫️⚤: I am Bisexual
🖌️🟤: The 4th saga we have is IIAnonChar, being represented by…
…
Anon number 582,003…
⚪️🕶️: Yo.
🖌️🟤: …Ohhhhkayyyy um
After them we have the Nickill Saga being represented by Nickilled!
🪦🪙: Hey!
🖌️🟤: The FFF Variations Saga is next, which would’ve been represented by Fan, you know, the FFF guy, butttttttt…
Yeah so he can’t be here right now.
So then, we have the Limbs saga being represented by Random Doctor I Found Behind A Dumpster!
🐈◻️: Wait, what?
🥼🥇: Hello everyone.
🖌️🟤: The Test Tube Plushie is being represented by Test Tube Plushie!
🧪🧸: 👋👋👋
🖌️🟤: The Apl Apple Saga is being represented by Aply!
🍏🟡: I am Aplatonic
🖌️🟤: The Faoon x Goon Tube Saga would’ve b
……
tTest Tube couldn’t come eitherrrrr…………
um let’s see let’s see…
Oh! The Tampons Saga is represented by MeTampon!
🐈◻️: I’M SORRY?
❕🟪: Greetings.
🖌️🟤: & lastly, the AB can A my B Saga is represented by Freakball!
⚾️👅: 𝓘 𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓴 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝔀𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓻 𝓲𝓼 𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓵𝓵𝔂 𝓷𝓲𝓬𝓮 𝓽𝓸𝓭𝓪𝔂
🐈◻️: Paintball where did you find these guys???
🖌️🟤: Um… I don’t know I just found them one day I guess
Except for Random Doctor I Found Behind A Dumpster, We go to same coffee shop together!
🥼🥇: I go by RD for short.
🖌️🟤: But that’s enough chit-chatting,
Let’s go over the votes shall we?
The saga who got the least amount of votes is… My saga… Paintball’s Pun Saga… with five votes…
:[
IS WHAT I WOULD’VE SAID- If it wasn’t for IIAnonChar getting TWO votes,
The Limbs Saga getting THREE votes,
& the Cabbycution Saga plus the Apl Apple Saga both getting FOUR votes!
⚪️🕶️: Well dang.
🖌️🟤: Anyways! Up next is the Test Tube Plushie Saga with seven votes!
🧪🧸: ❓🧪🧸🔪🔁🌎🎁7️⃣🗳️ (Really? I get tortured for a living & all I get is a measly SEVEN VOTES???)
🗄️🪓: You know what I do for a living?
…
🧪🧸: 😮💨 (Sigh…)
👤🗳️🙋 (Who voted for me?)
🖌️🟤: I don’t know dude the votes are anonymous
🧪🧸: 💩 (Shit.)
🙏🫵7️⃣👤🗳️ (Well, thank you seven anonymous voters.)
🖌️🟤: Six sagas down, six more to go!
This next saga is the BIkey WOKEvert saga with eight votes! *Gasp*
…
🪭🍼: Why’d you gasp?
🖌️🟤: Because I’m surprised! I really expected it to get more votes…
Moving along, each saga at this point forward got more than 10 votes!
But only one of these sagas got more than 20 votes!
So who’s it gonna be, huh? Huh?
🪦🪙: Doubt that it’s gonna be me-
🖌️🟤: You’re right! It isn’t you!
🪦🪙: Wait.
Really??
I was just being sarcastic- I
🖌️🟤: No, not you! I was talking to you! Fan!
Who, isn’t here right now…
Both-Both of his sagas got 12 & 13 votes.
The FFF Variations Saga & the Faoon x Goon Tube Saga respectively.
So now it’s down to the three of youuuuuu!
Nickilled! MeTampon! & Freakball!
Also!
I should mention that the reason why I’m showing off the final three instead of the final two is because two of you guys are actually tied
⚾️👅: 𝓦𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴
🪦🪙: Well I didn’t expect THAT
❕🟪: Oh dear…
🖌️🟤: So, the saga who got 21 votes, & the winner of the Favourite Saga Award isssss
🥁
The Tampons Saga!!!
Nickilled & Freakball, sorry to say, but you guys both got 14 votes
But hey, that’s about 30% of voters!!!
⚾️👅: 𝓦𝓮𝓵𝓹, 𝓼𝓮𝓬𝓸𝓷𝓭 𝓹𝓵𝓪𝓬𝓮 𝓲𝓼𝓷’𝓽 𝓼𝓸 𝓫𝓪𝓭, 𝓲𝓼 𝓲𝓽?
🪦🪙: …I.. guess. you’re right.
🖌️🟤: Now come over here MeTampon! Give us a speech!
❕🟪: Gladly…
*clears throat*
Being a humble MeTampon isn’t for the weak,
There are many days where I have to go through extra trials just for being a tampon
🪭🍼: Pffft- hehe- heheheheheh
❕🟪: Truly horrible stuff…
🐦⬛🍒: What’s wrong?
❕🟪: But despite the hardships, I persevered.
🪭🍼: Oh- It’s nothin
❕🟪: …By the way, does anyone know why persevered is spelt like that?
You would think that it would be spelt with a C, but it’s spelt with an S
🪭🍼: hehehehehehehe
❕🟪: That doesn’t make sense. English makes no sense.
🍏🔍: Juniorrrrrr, are you laughing at MeTampon?
❕🟪: C can sound like S & S can sound like C. K can sound like C & C can sound like K.
🪭🍼: Oh nooooo, of course not
❕🟪: SO TELL ME WHY K CANT SOUND LIKE S, & S CANT SOUND LIKE K???
EYE CAN BE I, TOO CAN BE TWO, BUT S CANT BE K???
S & K ARE JUST FLEXIBLE C’S
🪭🍼: …………his mouth looks kinda funny
❕🟪: IF S CANT BE K THEN I CANT BE EYE
🍏🔍: JUNIOR.
❕🟪: IF S CANT BE K THEN EYE HAS TO BE E-YE
K & S ARE THE FREELOADERS OF THE ALPHABET
THAT IS WHY I AM STARTING A PETITION TO REMOVE THOSE TWO LETTERS FROM SAID ALPHABET
…
🍏🟡: Right, I just have a quick question
❕🟪: Yes Aply?
🍏🟡: Have you concidered that thic ccheme of yourc cuccc
❕🟪: …
Um
🖌️🟤: Wait are you done with your speech now orrr???
❕🟪: No I’m- Well- I mean yeah I’m done I’m done the speech.
🖌️🟤: Cause if you weren’t I’ll let continue if-
❕🟪: No I got nothing left to say…
🖌️🟤: Really?
❕🟪: Yeah
🖌️🟤: Okay, um, you may go back to your seat!
❕🟪: Alright-
🖌️🟤: & CONGRATULATIONS! On winning the favourite saga award, I don’t know if I said that-
❕🟪: Many thanks, many thanks, & yeah you- you did say that
🖌️🟤: Ah- alright.
❕🟪: Alright.
🚶♂️
🖌️🟤: Okayyyyyyy what is nextttttt
…
🪴🟥: Is it the next aw-
🖌️🟤: THE NEXT AWARDDDDDDD
The next award that I’m going to be giving out isssss
🥁
The Favourite Character Award!
This award goes to the iicc character who got the most votes on the form.
Now, you guys probably know about the carrd link in the profile
So I’m assuming that you already know everybody’s names
Which means that we can go straight to the voting!
The first character not receiving the Favourite Character Award is Vermillion with two votes!
🪴🟥: …
Ah.
🟡: What’s wrong ㄒ乇几丂乇 𝚕𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚕𝚎 ᠻꫀꪶꪶꪮ᭙?
🪴🟥: noTHing, it’s finE.
I’m. So gRAteful for those two VOters.
🖌️🟤: After her, we got Detective Smith & Mercury, both getting 4 votes!
Imagine if you turned those votes into sandwiches… Then you could have four yummy samdmiches…………..
sandwgicg……. 🤤🤤🤤
🧪🩶: You know now that you say it, I’m really in the mood for a tuna sandwich right now!
🪭🍼: TUNA?
Out of ALL sandwiches you could choose, your favourite is TUNA?
🧪🩶: …Yeahhhhh???
🪭🍼: But that’s a stupid sandwich!
🧪🩶: & what makes you think that?
🪭🍼: Because it’s gross & it’s stinks like HELL.
Only stupid BABIES would want to eat tuna sandwiches.
If you want a REAL sandwich to eat then you gotta HAMBURGER instead
But DITCH all the vegetables & replace them with a chicken patty & a lamb patty, so you get triple the meat!
& put some cigs in there as well, for some smokey flavour & because it’s awesome.
🧪🩶: Fan I don’t think that’s a very healthy thing to eat…
🪭🍼: Well SORRY for being COOL & SMART & MATURE I GUESS.
🍏🔍: You’re six years old.
...
🖌️🟤: Speaking of sixxxxx
You know what six minus one equals?
Five…
&youknowwhogotfivevotes?
UBO & CC!
🪩🛼: Yeah?
🖌️🟤: You- You got five votes!
🪩🛼: Okay!
🟡: Wow! Isn’t this [̲̅c][̲̅e][̲̅r][̲̅e][̲̅m][̲̅o][̲̅n][̲̅y] Ⓢⓣⓤⓟⓔⓝⓓⓞⓤⓢ, Cackle?
It’s like we both got 2.5 【ｔｅｎｄｅｒ】 votes?
🟣: …How do you get 0.5 v—
🟡: WAIT A SECOND! It’s 𝐬𝐜𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 i҉m҉p҉o҉s҉s҉i҉b҉l҉e҉ to ᵣₑcₑᵢᵥₑ 0.5 votes…
ஜ۩۞۩ஜ 𝓗ϻ𝕞𝐌𝕞ⓜＭ… ஜ۩۞۩ஜ
🖌️🟤: Up next is Raven who got 6 votes!
🍒🐦⬛: 👍
🖌️🟤: & after her is MarshMEOWllow with 11 votes that’s almost two times the amount of Raven’s votes!
🐈◻️: You know, I really like the number 11…
I’m fine with this!
🖌️🟤: & then there were two…
Fan Junior & MEEEE!!!
🪭🍼: Heh- what can I say? I’m so fucking awesome.
🧪🩶: Hey wait just a second, Paintball you’re holding the votes right now…
Do you know who the winner of this award is?
🖌️🟤: Oh no! Of course not! I didn’t want to spoil the ending for myself!
That’s why I let RD write down all the votes on a paper & cover the final two votes, with another piece of paper…
🥼🥇: My sister works at a paper factory
🪭🍼: & HOWWW do we know that he isn’t BIASED & is going to SCREW ME OVER?
🖌️🟤: Because I can always check the computer for confirmation!
🧪🩶: Well that seems fair!
🖌️🟤: Anywho, the winner of the Favourite Character Saga issssss
🥁
Paintball! Me! I’m Paintball I don’t know why I referred to myself in the third person.
& I got-
…T-thirty four votes. Holy shit.
👏👏👏👏👏
🪦🪙: Heh-hehe- hey! Hey! Hey Freakball!
⚾️👅: 𝓨𝓮𝓼?
🪦🪙: Did you hear that?
⚾️👅: 𝓗𝓮𝓪𝓻 𝔀𝓱𝓪𝓽?
🪦🪙: Ae said the thing.
⚾️👅: …𝓦𝓱𝓪𝓽 “𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓰”?
🪦🪙: It-… It said 34.
⚾️👅: …𝓞𝓴𝓪𝔂???
…
🪦🪙: You know for someone named Freakball you don’t seem to be that freaky.
🪭🍼: Uh Paintball, what’s so shocking about 34 votes?
🖌️🟤: Well, you got 14 votes.
🪭🍼: Oh
🪴🟥: Well if you don’t want the award then I’ll gladly take care of it for you!
🖌️🟤: No- it’s fine I love the award very much
I just don’t know how to feel about the difference between Junior & I’s votes
30.4% & 73.9% is a HUGE difference
🧪🩶: Maybe you got 74% of the votes because you’re the mascot of the blog?
…
🖌️🟤: I actually forgot about that for a moment but now that you say that, that makes a lot more sense.
🧪🩶: Yeah I kinda saw this coming.
🖌️🟤: Well! I guess this means I have to make a speech
So uh
I… definitely didn’t expect the blog to get this popular!
But here we are with, what? About 400 followers? Holy cow.
If you told the me from December 21st 2024 all of THIS was going to happening next year + a day then I wouldn’t’ve believed you.
Makes me realize how fast time goes.
I saw a post talking about how we’re closer to 2050 than 2000 & I felt sick to my stomach.
But back to the point, I’m so glad, I’m so happy, I’m not the best with words, but I’m so thankful that I made this blog.
I’m so thankful that people LIKE this blog
Like, someone said they whenever they’re sad they go to this blog & I felt so??? Happy????? It’s literally a positive feedback loop! I think that’s what it means??? I don’t know
Someone also found out they like men because of this blog so… I think that’s an achievement???
But just… THANK YOU!!! THANK YOU’S FOR EVERYONE!!! THANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOU!!! IM THANKFUL!!! FOR EVERYTHING!!!
👏👏👏👏👏
🖌️🟤: BUTBUTBUTWAIT!!!
STAY HERE & STOP THE CLAPPING!!!
BECAUSE THE CEREMONY ISNT OVER YETTTTT!!!
Even though I gave the Favourite Saga Award & the Favourite Character Award, I’m still going to be giving more awards!!!
& so, the third award im going to be giving out issss
🥁
The Most Popular Confession Award!
This award goes to the confession who got the most notes on tumblr!
🐈◻️: Wait- but how are we going to give an award to a confession?
🖌️🟤: Well the confession walks up to & takes it, like everybody else!
🐈◻️: But how?
🖌️🟤: Uh… With their arms?
🐈◻️: Not what im asking.
🖌️🟤: Anyways!
The confession on ii-confusing-confessions with most notes on tumblr goes tooo
🥁
Suitcase running over Nickel!!!
👏👏👏👏👏
🪦🪙: Daaah- I figured.
🖌️🟤: Come up here!!! & take this, you deserve it!!!
🧳🚗: Oh you’re too kind!
🪭🍼: Well shit, she really did just walk up & take it.
🐈◻️: I’m- I’m speechless..
🖌️🟤: & Suitcase is speechful!
🪩🛼: & IM SKATEFUL!!!
🟡: & I’m Ｗ♢ＮＤΞＲＦＵＬ！
Artful: & I’m Artful.
🟣: Holy shit, it’s Artful Die of Death—
🖌️🟤: ANYWAYS! Give us your speech Suitcase!
🧳🚗: …
DRIVING IN MY CAR RIGHT AFTER A BEER,
HEY THAT BUMP IS SHAPED LIKE NICKEL!
🪭🍼: Is she just going to be singing this the whole time?
🧳🚗: DUI? HOW ABOUT YOU DIE!
🖌️🟤: I believe so!
🧳🚗: I’LL GO 100 MILES!! IN AN HOUR!!
LITTLE DO YOU KNOW, I FILLED UP ON GAS.
🪭🍼: Does this even count as a speech???
🧳🚗: IMA GET YOUR ALLIANCE MAKING ASS
🖌️🟤: Well she is speaking so yeah! I’ll count it!
🧳🚗: PULVERIZE THIS FUCK! WITH MY ME-TRUCK
IT SEEMS YOURE OUTTA LUCK,
TRUCK!!!
👏👏👏👏👏
🖌️🟤: Inspiring words on your part, you may now do back to your seat.
🧳🚗: With pleasure.
🖌️🟤: ALSO! If anybody is curious…
Many don’t know this has the 2nd most notes which was also confessed by soupevil… so I guess that makes them the most popular confessioner!
This generation is the first to be raised on inanimate insanity has the 3rd most notes
Animate sanity has the 4th most notes
& payjay fish has the 5th most notes!
At least as of December 22nd 2025…
…
SPEAKING OF DECEMBER 22ND!
There were some confessions sent on that day!
🪭🍼: Yeah, no-fucking shit dumbass
🐈◻️: Faaaannnn…
🪭🍼: WHHHHAAAAT?
🖌️🟤: Uhh.. Anyways!- There were some confessions sent on that day!
But ONE of those confessions was the FIRST confession!
Ooooohohoho!!! I wonder what the first confession isssss!!! hehehehe
Alrightalrightalright- Sooo uhh I’m gonna- I’m gonna reveal the 5th confession sent first, then I’m gonna the 4TH confession sent, then I’m gonna keep doing that until I reveal the first confession sent! Okay? Uh-
Alright, so the 5th confession sent to this blog was……… evil paper…
…
🐦⬛🍒: Just evil paper?
🖌️🟤: Yeah that’s- that’s basically it.
🐦⬛🍒: Okay.
…
🖌️🟤: Right… Uhh
The 4th confession sent to this blog was Mepad is Bee!
🧪🩶: Well I guess you could call that a Beepad!
🖌️🟤: *gasp* I GET IT!!! I GET IT!!! I GET IT BECAUSE!!! ME!!! RHYMES WITH BEE!!! I GET THE JOKE!!!
🪭🍼: That joke s-
🍏🔍: 👁️👁️
🪭🍼: …UGHHHHH.
🐈◻️: Dude is it THAT HARD for you to not be a hater?
🖌️🟤: Well I am a lover, & I love my friends, & I love Mercury! Because Mercury is my fren :]
🧪🩶: D’aww Paintballll
🖌️🟤: Hehehe- Uh- what was I talking about again?
OH YEAH THE CONFESSIONS! UH-
EVERYBODY QUIET DOWN!!!
Okay, so the 3rd confession sent to this blog was inanimate insanity should have multiple episodes of just screaming because i said so, in binary code to be specific!
The 2nd confession sent to this blog was steve go pop,
& FINALLY, the 1ST confession sent to this blog isssss
🥁
STEVES IS PISS BEBE!
👏👏👏👏👏
👏👏👏👏
👏👏👏
🧪🩶: Uh… Why isn’t he walking up?
🖌️🟤: Hmmm… I don’t know… I’m gonna check on him!
Stevessss! You got your awardddd! Now you can go thereeee and make a speechhhh!!!
…
Steves?
🧪🩶: What’s wrong?
…
🖌️🟤: I think he died.
🍏🔍🐦⬛🍒🪭🍼🪩🛼🐈◻️🧪🩶🪴🟥🟡🟣: WHAT???
🪴🟥: How did he die???
🖌️🟤: I DONT KNOW!!! He isn’t MOVING, he isn’t BREATHING & I can’t feel his heart beat!
🧪🩶: Paintball, none of us have heart beats! We’re objects!
🖌️🟤: What do you mean “none of us have heart beats”? I have a heart beat! Look!
🪭🍼: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.
🐦⬛🍒: Oh.
🟡: GUH!- THATS ℜ𝔈𝔙𝔒𝔏𝔗ℑ𝔑𝔊!
🪴🟥: OH MY GOD???
🟣: 😨
🍏🔍: PAINTBALL. I DON’T THINK THATS NORMAL.
🧪🩶: PUTITAWAYPUTITAWAYPUTITAWAY!!!
🖌️🟤: Jeez, seems like you guys don’t like my big heart! >:(
But anyways, what are we gonna do about the dead guy?
🟣: I don’t know…
🪴🟥: Me neither…
🧪🩶: & I don’t think theres any police around here…
🐈◻️: I don’t think theres police ANYWHERE!
🪭🍼: Why the fuck are you guys talking about the police???
What are they gonna do??? Revive him???
🐦⬛🍒: & he clearly just died from old age…
🟡: isn’t he one year old?
🐦⬛🍒: …So theres no point in turning back time… This is just how it’s meant to be…
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🧪🩶: How do we dispose the body though?
🪩🛼: OOH! OOH! Maybe I can use his rectangular figure as a sick ramp!!!
🍏🔍: UBO.
There is a DEAD MAN in our CONFUSION CEREMONY.™
Are you UNABLE to take ANYTHING SERIOUSLY???
🪩🛼: ………yeahhhhhhhhhhh
🖌️🟤: Okay, how about we all wait until one of us gets a better idea on how to get this out of here, okay?
🧪🩶: That seems reasonable!
🟡: Very reasonable indeed!
🍏🔍: I second that!
🪭🍼: Crap. Sure.
🐈◻️: Mhm!
🐦⬛🍒: Okay.
🟣: Alright-
🪴🟥: *nodding*
🪩🛼: Oh man, I LOVE procrastination!
🖌️🟤: OKAY! So in the meantime I will give out the last award of the… Day? Night?
What’s the time?
🧪🩶: We have no time.
🖌️🟤: Oh- right…
In that case, I will give out the last award of the… Confusion Ceremony!
This award goes out to the most optimistic, frolicsome & cheerful blog!
The blog that spreads the most joy, happiness &… uh… joie de vivre???
🐈◻️: That magician guy from earlier?
🟣: No, that’s Jean “Degaré” Fromage.
🪩🛼: YOU’RE TELLING ME THEY’RE SPREADING JEAN FROMAGE??????
🖌️🟤: Wait hold on-
🪭🍼: Why the hell is his last name CHEESE?
🧪🩶: & doesn’t Degaré mean “lost”?
🖌️🟤: Okay I’m looking at Google Translate right now & I don’t think that I worded that correctly…
Mais ce n'est pas grave, je ne parle pas français de toute façon- MDR!
🐦⬛🍒: So no lost cheese?
🖌️🟤: No, Raven. No lost cheese.
🐦⬛🍒: Ah.
🖌️🟤: Anyways, whimsy, glee, smiles & jubilation! That’s what THIS award is about!
But it’s not just a celebration for all of the joy that was spread because of this blog, but is also a belated gift for the blogs anniversary!!! (Because this post is posted 12 days after that blogs anniversary)
BUT! It’s not just a belated gift of the blogs anniversary,
But it’s also a thank you.
A thanks for being someone that people could lean on when times weren’t so bright.
Plus, if it wasn’t for this blog, & the other blogs like this, then ii-confusing-confessions wouldn’t have been made
So this blog is the reason we’re here today!!!
Now, I’d like to present the final award…
🥁
The Positivity Award!
You guys probably know where im going with this
Now, the winner for the most cheerful blog, & the last award of the ceremony issssss….
🥁
@iiposblog !!!
👏👏👏👏👏
And with that, we’ve wrapped up the confusion ceremony!
Thank you everyone who attended today, tonight, toafternoon, towhatever! dont know why there isn’t any time here
Drink some water, take a nap
& HAPPY ONE YEAR OF II-CONFUSING CONFESSIONS!!!
👏👏👏👏👏
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🖌️🟤: Phew! That was nice wasn’t it?
🧪🩶: Yeah! It was nice!
🟡: I 𝒲𝐻🌞𝐿𝐸𝐻𝐸𝒜𝑅𝒯𝐸𝒟𝐿𝒴 𝐀𝐁𝐒𝐎𝐋𝐔𝐓𝐄𝐋𝐘 agree!!
🖌️🟤: Did you guys learn anything today?
🪭🍼: Learn anything?-
🐈◻️: -From the confusion ceremony?
🖌️🟤: I mean, the best kind of knowledge is learnt from the weirdest experiences, right?
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🪩🛼: I learnt that dead bodies don’t make good skating ramps…
