Stupid NPC Dialogue Draft for DSAF World (aka. Dave Quest)
(taking place inside a house that looks a lot like the FNAF 4 house/Edwin's Mansion)
Dave: I think I recognize you from somewhere
NPC: Yeah, I think so too, you monster.
Dave: What? Me? A monster? I'm a reformed man, I'll let you know! Left all the cocaine behind me.
Okay, most of the cocaine, but still.
NPC: What? No, I wasn't talking about that, dingus. You seriously don't recognize me?
Dave: Not in the slightest.
NPC: You were literally in the jury at my trial yelling "sentence that man to death!", and the Judge said "fair enough."
You must remember sentencing someone to death.
Dave: Okay, to be honest, I don't remember a lot of things from when I was alive. Especially causin' deaths, I did a lot of that.
NPC: Then you don't remember me from the circus either, Mister Henry's right-hand-man? You dont remember his original right hand man? The Lion Tamer?
Dave: Wait, you're the original Kiddie Strangler?!
NPC: What!? No. And I have a name by the way. It's Edwin Murray.
Dave: You see, not my fault you had a forgettable name. I wouldn't take that in marriage.
NPC: I had a wife, by the way, who took my name, and a child, with my name, thank you very much.
Dave: Where are they then? Prove it.
NPC: They haven't died yet, dingus. I've had to build robot copies of them so I'm not lonely.
Dave: So what are their names? Wait, you said they were yours, nevermind.
NPC: Not their full names! Just their last names. This is my robot wife, Fiona, and my kid, The Mimic.
Dave: That's a weird name for a family member.
NPC: I know, I shouldn't have called her Fiona, that's too on-the-nose.
