#nostalgiawarfare

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📺 BLACKSITE ENTRY — “WHY CHILDHOOD CARTOONS WERE BRAINWASHING MANUALS.” (Disney Channel as MK Ultra for kids, or: how we all got programmed by talking animals with trust funds)

🚨 I. THE INTRODUCTION YOU DIDN’T ASK FOR

Let’s not f*ck around.

Cartoons were never innocent. They weren’t “Saturday morning fun.” They were corporate brainwashing manuals, slipped into your skull between Pop-Tart bites and sugar seizures.

Disney Channel was MK Ultra for children — except instead of LSD, the drug was laugh tracks, tween romances, and catchy songs designed to rot in your head until death.

You don’t “remember your childhood.” You remember the programming.

🩸 II. PRINCESS PROPAGANDA

Disney’s first operation: princess indoctrination.

Girls were told: “You are special. You are chosen. You are Cinderella. You will be rescued.”

Fast-forward 20 years: She’s in a studio apartment, OnlyFans tab open, her landlord sliding an eviction notice under the door, and the prince? He’s jacking off to hentai because it doesn’t talk back.

And still, the programming hums in her spine: > “I deserve my fairytale.”

💀 III. PRINCE PROPAGANDA (MEN GOT MK ULTRA TOO)

Meanwhile, the boys got fed prince brainwashing.

Cartoons said: “Confess your feelings. Be brave. Shout your love from rooftops.”

Translation in real life: You text her paragraphs about your emotions. She screenshots it. Her group chat laughs so hard someone pisses their leggings.

Disney never told you: > An emotional man is not the same as an emotional woman.

One gets validated. The other gets blocked.

🎬 IV. DISNEY CHANNEL = TRAINING WHEELS FOR DELUSION

Think about it: Every show taught you garbage logic.

Hannah Montana: You’re secretly famous.

Even Stevens: You’re quirky, so life will forgive you.

Lizzie McGuire: Your inner thoughts matter.

High School Musical: If you just sing your feelings, everyone will respect you.

REALITY CHECK: You’re not famous. Quirky makes people avoid you. Nobody cares about your inner thoughts. And if you sing at work, you’re unemployed.

🧠 V. MK ULTRA SCIENCE BREAK

Neuroscience time, baby:

Repeated imagery and narratives condition expectations.

Kids’ brains, especially under 12, absorb archetypes like sponges.

Studies show parasocial bonds with fictional characters rewire social cognition.

Translation: Cartoons weren’t harmless. They were test labs for your future disappointment.

🎭 VI. THE ONLYFANS ERA: PROGRAMMING COLLAPSES

Now? The simulation has gone glitch-core.

Disney said: “She’s a princess.” Reality said: “Here’s her butthole for $9.99 a month.”

Disney said: “He’ll fight dragons.” Reality said: “He’s delivering DoorDash to her boyfriend’s apartment.”

The old programming doesn’t survive the porn economy. Every archetype melts when rent is due.

🪓 VII. THE WIDGET LIE

Disney tried to make men and women interchangeable widgets.

They sold you: > “Men and women are the same. Swap parts. No difference.”

But biology slapped the mouse ears off that lie.

An 18-year-old man isn’t getting flown to Dubai for his abs. An 18-year-old woman? Already booking flights with a 70-year-old billionaire who wears sandals on yachts.

Disney didn’t prepare you for the sexual marketplace. Disney prepared you for the therapist’s invoice.

🩸 VIII. THE HORROR OF NOSTALGIA

Nostalgia is just trauma with sprinkles.

You rewatch those cartoons, feel the dopamine hit, and forget: That’s the same programming that made you cry in a bathroom at 23 because your girlfriend didn’t text back after your “love confession.”

Disney sold you hope. Hope sold you despair. And despair sells you therapy.

It’s a subscription model.

🐺 IX. REMINDERS (NO F*CKS GIVEN EDITION)

Cartoons were not innocent. They were commercials with plots.

Princess propaganda made women entitled. Prince propaganda made men pathetic.

Biology is not interchangeable widgets. Biology runs the program.

Nostalgia is MK Ultra disguised as “good times.”

If your childhood bully is now selling asshole pics, Disney’s narrative arc failed.

📌 CONCLUSION: STOP BEING A PROGRAMMED CHILD

You are not a Disney prince. You are not a Disney princess. You are a meat computer, overstimulated by jingles, coping with adult porn access, rent, and broken expectations.

The Anthropic Principle already told you: “It is what it is.” Disney tried to tell you: “It is what we sell it as.”

One was truth. One was MK Ultra.

And you’re still detoxing.

🧠 Reblog if you finally admit cartoons programmed you wrong. 🩸 Reblog if you’re done pretending Disney didn’t f*ck your head up.

🐺 Reminder: Mickey wasn’t your friend. He was your dealer.

📢 For more Scrolltrap doctrines that burn childhood myths to the ground: 👉 https://linktr.ee/ObeyMyCadence

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