#normalforme

I have a routine that I do every morning. Same one I have been doing since I started college. And I anything interrupts it I feel off balance. So I was on my way to class. I left out the door right by my door to escape the janitor. But sadly I didn’t. As I was walking along the sidewalk he steps out another door and says “for a semester and a half I haven’t had the balls to talk to you and I have been wanting to know your name”. He went on and says “I see that you are always going to breakfast and class at the same time, you never miss a beat. You always got some where to go.” Out of no where he bluntly and to the point asks “do you have a boyfriend?” I reply “no I don’t” “of course you don’t, they would just distract you.” When I had to leave he said I was very beautiful. I just stood there awkwardly like oh my god, why am I so awkward?

That afternoon at Starbucks I was getting coffee. I put my order in and the guy asked for my name, and to spell it. I spelled it out for him, he replied with oh I always spell it that way.

Then at Wal-Mart with a friend, the cashier was hitting on me and my smart self was not taking it. I was being my awkward self.